Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Chuck vs. the Beautiful Letdown, Chapter 4: "Might Have Ben Hur"

“HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GODDAMN MIND, WALKER?!”

Beth flinched. It had been nearly six months since anybody had called her “Walker”, and even longer than that since anybody had spoken to her in that fashion.

She went with strategy number one, though. Play dumb, try to convince Director Graham that this was a case of mistaken identity. “I’m sorry, sir, I think you have the wrong person.”

Graham rolled his eyes. “Please,” he snarked. “Sarah Walker, Elizabeth Reynolds, whatever you’re calling yourself these days. I’m the director of an intelligence agency. Give me some credit.”

Oh well, it had been worth a shot. “Okay,” she replied. “You found me. How? Why?”

Her voice took on a certain urgency with those two questions. “I’ll tell you,” Graham said. “But first, you’re going to tell me how and why you disappeared.”

Beth nodded. “Fair enough. The why is simple – if I disappeared, the CIA couldn’t use me to hurt Chuck Bartowski anymore. I couldn’t allow him to be hurt by me anymore. I knew that he’d be hurt by my disappearance, but that would be the end of it. As far as how – I was taught how to dive into water from great heights. I dove into Long Beach Harbor and stowed away on the Catalina Island Ferry. I rented a hotel room here, changed my appearance, and transferred funds and materials I had at a bank in the Caymans.”

Graham nodded. “Pretty slick,” he admitted. “Your mistake, though, was using your birth name. Now, granted, nobody even thought to look for you under that for months, but when we found that an AMEX Black had been issued in the name of Elizabeth Reynolds, that set off an alarm bell – at least for me and Mike O’Halloran. After that, it was pretty easy to track you here.”

“Alright,” Beth said. “But why? Could you possibly have thought that I’d go back inside now?”

Graham looked at her for a moment. Finally, he reached into his pocket and withdrew a flash drive. “You have a computer we can use?”

Beth cocked her head and gave him a look. “Seriously?” she said. “We’re in a computer shop.”

“I’ll take that as a yes,” Graham replied. “Take this flash drive and plug it into a computer. Then watch the file titled 02-28-08.wmv. Maybe then you’ll understand why.”

Beth nodded. “Alright.” She took the flash drive and plugged it into the desk computer. It loaded fairly quickly, and she told Windows Media Player to open the file.

“It’s a surveillance video,” Graham explained as it started.


9:30 A.M., Pacific Standard Time

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Forest Lawn Cemetery

Los Angeles, California

The decision had been practically incomprehensible. The choice to purchase a headstone and an empty plot. Maybe the headstone was understandable as a memorial, but purchasing the empty plot in the vain hope that the Los Angeles County Sheriff would find a body?

Madness.

But nobody dared say a word to Chuck Bartowski. They were all quite certain that he would end anybody who dared question any decision he made regarding how to memorialize Sarah Walker.

The headstone was simple. Bryce had told Chuck what Sarah’s birthday was, and so he was able to put that on the headstone. It read, “Sarah Walker, June 14, 1982 – January 30, 2008, Leader, Lifesaver, Loving Friend.”

Chuck had asked Dana Hanson, his old pastor, to do a brief memorial service. Pastor Hanson found that request a little odd, since Chuck hadn’t himself set foot in First Lutheran Church in over ten years, and Sarah had been a non-observant Catholic. But Ellie had asked him to please just go along with it, because she believed that Chuck’s mental state was extremely fragile.

And so, when the Los Angeles County Coroner issued an official certificate of death on February 27th, Chuck decided that the service would happen the next day. He personally called Forest Lawn and convinced them to allow a small service on the plot itself.

It was a small affair. Chuck was there, of course, along with Ellie and Devin. Morgan and Casey were there, and Bryce and Carina had both come into town. That was it.

Dana Hanson stood in front of the six of them, a small black book open in the palm of his hand. “Good morning,” he said quietly. “We are here today to commemorate the life of Sarah Walker, to remember her death, and to celebrate her new life with our Lord. Will you pray with me?”

Everybody bowed their heads, even though there wasn’t a single one of them who was observant. “Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the source of all mercy and the God of all consolation,” Pastor Hanson said. “He comforts us in all our sorrows so that we can comfort others in their sorrows with the consolation we ourselves have received from God.”

Chuck could feel a tear begin to trickle down his right cheek. He reached up and angrily wiped it away. He had kept his composure for the last four weeks, and he was not going to let it crack now.

“When we were baptized in Christ Jesus, we were baptized into his death. We were buried therefore with him by Baptism into death, so that as Christ was raised from the dead by the glory of the Father, we too might live a new life. For if we have been united with him in a death like his, we shall certainly be united with him in a resurrection like his. It is this that we pray for our sister, Sarah, in the name of God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.”

Chuck crossed himself – something he hadn’t done in years. “Amen.”

“Please be seated,” Pastor Hanson said. As they sat, Chuck turned and looked to Carina. He nodded.

She nodded back and rose from her seat, walking to stand by the headstone. Carina stood there for a moment, her eyes closed, and then she opened her mouth and began to sing.

When peace, like a river, attendeth my way… when sorrows like sea billows roll; whatever my lot, thou hast taught me to say, it is well, it is well, with my soul!

It is well, with my soul… it is well, it is well, with my soul!

Chuck had had no idea that Carina could sing. However, when she had asked if she could do just that brief bit at the memorial service, he had readily agreed. She had said she couldn’t really explain, but that she felt she owed it to Sarah.

Carina returned to her seat, and Pastor Hanson stood again. “The Lord be with you,” he said.

“And also with you,” Chuck, Ellie, and Carina responded. Everybody else looked a little confused.

“Let us pray,” Pastor Hanson continued. “Oh God of grace and glory, we remember before you today our sister, Sarah. We thank you for giving her to us to know and to love as a companion in our pilgrimage on earth. In your boundless compassion, console us who mourn. Give us quiet confidence that we may continue our course in faith, through your Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord.”

“Amen,” Chuck whispered.

“Chuck has indicated that he’d like to say a few words,” Dana Hanson said. “So, at this time, I’m going to invite him to come up and share with us all.”

Chuck stood and turned to face the six other people sitting there. “It’s funny, how I met Sarah,” he began. “She had a broken cell phone, of all things.”

He smiled, remembering the first time she had walked into the Buy More. “As she walked up to us, Morgan compared her to Vicki Vale, from Batman, so her first impression of me was doing this ridiculous little beatbox with the name Vicki Vale.”

That drew a few chuckles. “But she didn’t judge me, then, or ever,” he continued. “Despite the fact that I never would’ve thought that I could possibly be in any sort of social circle with her, she always treated me as an equal. Even when I pissed her off – which, believe me, was more often than not – she still found the patience to deal with me.”

He looked down. “I don’t know why she chose to leave us in the way she did, but I will tell you that I will always value, always treasure every moment that I got to spend with her. Every smile, every greeting, every brush of the hand – those are memories that will never disappear.”

Chuck sighed, and took a breath to maintain his composure. “Bryce, Morgan, I hate to break it to you, guys, but she was my best friend.”

His two friends both silently nodded. They understood, but for totally different reasons. “I loved her in a way that had nothing to do with romance or anything like that,” Chuck continued. “She was always there for me. She would have done anything for me, and I have to believe that even in the end, I was still in her thoughts.”

Chuck nodded, and it looked like he was going to say something else, but then he abruptly sat down. Dana Hanson looked over at him, and then rose.

“God has made us his people through our Baptism into Christ,” he said. “Living together in trust and hope, we confess our faith.”

All six people seated in front of Dana Hanson knew what to say here.

I believe in God, the Father Almighty, creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord. He was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit and born of the virgin Mary. He suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell. On the third day, he rose again. He ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and the life everlasting. Amen.

“Into your hands, oh merciful Savior, we commend your servant, Sarah,” Pastor Hanson continued. “Acknowledge, we humbly beseech you, a sheep of your own fold, a lamb of your own flock, a sinner of your own redeeming. Receive her into the arms of your mercy, into the blessed rest of everlasting peace, and into the glorious company of the saints in light.”

“Amen.”

“May the God of the resurrection, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, guide and bless you always.”

“Amen.”

“Go in peace, and serve the Lord.”

“Thanks be to God.”

Slowly, everybody trickled away from the grave site, retreating to the road where the cars were parked. Soon, Chuck was left alone by the headstone.

He sighed heavily. Walking back to the chair he had been sitting in, he reached under it, and withdrew the cellophane wrapped dozen red roses he had brought with him. He laid them against the headstone.

“I miss you, Sarah, I really do,” he said quietly. “I wish I knew why you had done this. I wish you had just taken the time to talk to me. If it was something to do with the CIA, I’m sure you could’ve worked something out. You could’ve done anything. I know you could’ve.

“More than that, though, I wish you were here with me.” Tears began to spill down his cheeks, and he finally allowed them to flow unchecked, after a month of keeping them inside. “I miss you so much… I love you.”

He crouched down by the headstone. He bent his head, and the sobs finally began to come. For five minutes, he stayed there by the headstone, the tears and the grief spilling out of him. Finally, his chest stopped heaving. He looked up as a beam of sunshine finally broke through the marine layer, shining down on Chuck and the headstone.

A small smile crossed his face as he looked toward the sky. He stood up and looked down at the headstone.

“I’ll see you later,” he whispered.


1:30 P.M., Pacific Daylight Time

July 16th, 2008

Avalon, Santa Catalina Island, California

The video file came to an end. Beth stared at the screen, transfixed. She realized that her face was wet with her own tears.

Director Graham was still standing across the counter from her. “Are you pleased with yourself now?” he asked, his voice low.

Beth looked up at him, wide-eyed. She took a moment to process what Graham had just said, and then she hauled off and slapped him as hard as she could.

“How could you ask me that?!” she hissed, grief and rage piercing her voice. “How DARE you?!”

“It’s time for you to come to grips with reality, Ms. Reynolds,” Graham replied, ignoring the stinging in his face. “You’ve committed a very, very serious crime.”

“Have I?” she asked. “As far as I was aware, Sarah Walker never actually existed.”

He shook his head. “It doesn’t matter. As far as Los Angeles County and the state of California were concerned, Sarah Walker was very real. The fact that you faked your own death could land you a lengthy jail term.”

Graham sighed. “But I’m not here to take you in,” he said. “I’m here to make you an offer.”

Beth looked at him warily. “What offer would that be?”

“I’ll forget all about the last six months – starting with the fact that you completely ignored orders and went to retrieve Bartowski from Longshore, and going right up until now – if you’ll come back to the Agency. You can’t be a deep-cover operative any longer, but I’m sure we’ll find some use for Field Agent Elizabeth Lisa Reynolds.”

She thought about it for a moment. “What would I have to do?” she finally asked.

Graham smiled. “The first thing you have to do is go to Los Angeles, retrieve your files on Bartowski from wherever you stashed them, and turn them over to me, so that I can provide them to his new handler.”

“He has a new handler?”

Graham nodded. “We left him just with Casey for the last six months,” he said. “He was practically worthless during that time anyway – he’s had all of three flashes in that time. However, he recently created and sold a video game to Electronic Arts. With the five hundred thousand dollars he made off of it, he decided to move into his own place.

“We decided it would look suspicious for Agent Casey to up and move to Chuck’s new apartment complex, so we’re assigning a new handler to live in the same complex. She’ll also be filling your role of cover girlfriend.”

Beth’s eyes narrowed. “I’m sorry, is that JEALOUSY I see?” Graham asked mockingly. “You should have perhaps thought about that before pulling your little Thelma and Louise act.”

He shook his head. “Anyway, we’ll be introducing him to her at Comic-Con the week after next. We can’t just send her in there – it’d look too weird. And then, hopefully, she’ll be able to get him back to being the Intersect all the time instead of once every other month.”

“So, the new handler, she’s Agency?” Beth asked, finally speaking.

“No,” Graham replied bitterly. “After Larkin’s break-in of the original Intersect and your little stunt, the NSA doesn’t trust the CIA any longer. No, his new handler is FBI.”

He stopped. “She even looks kind of like you used to, except smaller, like the Mini-Me to your Doctor Evil. Her name’s Veronica Mars.”

Chuck vs. the Ring of Fire, Chapter 17: "Happy to Be With You"

Lou DeBlasio was true to his word. Fulcrum shut down immediately.

Unfortunately for him, there was just too much to cover up this time. The helicopter crash on Ventura Boulevard, the mayhem in the Hollywood Hills, the bus explosion on Hollywood Way, the strafing of the hangar at Bob Hope Airport, and the shooting death of a state Assemblyman in the airport terminal – it was just all too big to cover up.

Reluctantly, Sam Tyler allowed the facts about Fulcrum to become public. An outraged America responded angrily – the people pretty much demanded the heads of everybody involved.

The President went on national television and explained Fulcrum, from its beginning to its end. He explained the plot the previous February wherein Fulcrum had tried to remove him from office. He explained his justification in not prosecuting the leaders of Fulcrum – and he explained why he was offering every remaining member of Fulcrum a full pardon, provided they all resigned their governmental posts immediately.

The President said that it was clear that Fulcrum acted as they did because they were trying to preserve, protect, and defend the Union. He said that he couldn’t fault them for that, even if they were rather misguided.

Amazingly, the President’s approval rating hit an all-time high the following week.

With Max Calijo dead, there was no longer anybody with any power to protect his family’s name. As a result, the Los Angeles Times did a deep investigative story on both him and Alberto Calijo. They and the Firestone Boulevard Slayers were excoriated for all their crimes and misdeeds.

Chuck Bartowski decided that he could no longer be involved with the operations of Studio City Consulting Services – it just rubbed him the wrong way, morally. The deaths of Will Williamson and Mitch Tucker had hit him especially hard.

Chuck would remain the president of the company, but his day-to-day role would be limited to technical support. He would return to being the head of Nerd Cave Video Games for his primary job.

Sarah Bartowski remained the Chief Operating Officer of Studio City Consulting Services, while John Casey became the Chief Executive Officer. His first decision was to temporarily suspend all SCCS operations, while funds were gathered to replace the equipment and manpower lost when they were attacked by Max Calijo and by Fulcrum.

Bryce Larkin recovered from being shot fairly quickly – although he did lose a portion of his stomach and his small intestine, meaning that he could no longer eat large meals, but had to eat several small ones a day. “I can’t even eat a steak in one sitting anymore,” he griped one day.

Reese Mitchell Woodcomb was born on June 14th, 2013 – Sarah’s thirty-first birthday. She was quite pleased when Devin and Ellie asked her to be their newborn son’s godmother.

John Casey and Maya McCarthy were married in a small civil ceremony at the L.A. County Courthouse on July 4th, 2013. Casey had insisted on getting married on the fourth of July. He claimed that it was because he wanted to celebrate his marriage and America’s birth at the same time.

Of course, everybody learned a little better when Maya started showing a bump not three weeks later. When the story came out that Maya’s father had actually pointed a shotgun at John Casey on learning the news that his daughter was pregnant, there was no small amount of amusement among the Bartowskis and the Woodcombs.

“Who would’ve ever thought that John Casey would end up in a shotgun wedding?” Chuck asked.

On August 1st, the Bartowski home in Studio City was approved by Child Protective Services as being certifiable as a foster care facility. On that day, they were able to take custody of almost eight-month-old Alejandra Maria Calijo. She had been with a foster family in San Diego since Max Calijo had died in March.

After being told by Lou DeBlasio that Max had been raising Alejandra by himself, Chuck had almost immediately been sent on a massive guilt trip. He had spent the next two hours explaining to Sarah why they should try to adopt her.

At the end of his rant, she asked, “Are you done?”

“Well, I guess so,” he replied, perplexed.

“Good,” she said. “All you had to do was say, ‘We should adopt her,’ and I would’ve said yes.”

And so Alejandra had arrived to stay with the Bartowskis on the evening of Augsut 1st. That first night, Sarah had stayed up almost all night with her, holding her, talking to her, singing to her. Chuck poked his head out in the living room around 3:00 AM. The look of happiness on Sarah’s face was something he hadn’t seen since the twins had been born.

The television series of Mindnode had continued to be a huge success. After the initial thirteen episodes in the spring of 2013, NBC had picked it up for a full twenty-two episode season the following year.

Chuck continued to be amused by the amount of fanfic written about the show – although he was less amused when slash fanfic with Rick McCune and Robert Johnson started appearing. When Casey found out about, he was even less amused.

“This is not right,” he growled. “Me and YOU, Bartowski? What is wrong with these people?”

“They’re not talking about the two of you,” Sarah interjected, looking up from feeding Alejandra. “They’re talking about fictional characters. FIC-TION-AL CHAR-AC-TERS.”

Casey had left the house rolling his eyes and grumbling something about “see how you like it.” Two days later, slash fic involving Tara Pierce and Mary McCune (the character based on Ellie) had appeared on the Internet, curiously authored by an individual whose handle was “Ron Macy”.

Sarah threatened to put Casey in concrete boots at the bottom of Long Beach Harbor.


8:30 A.M., Pacific Daylight Time

Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013

State of California Children’s Court

Los Angeles, California

“ALL RISE!” the bailiff boomed. “State of California Children’s Court now in session, the Honorable Kristin Hacopian presiding!”

Judge Hacopian stepped up behind the bench. “Please be seated,” she said, taking a seat. The occupants of the courtroom sat.

“I understand that this morning, we’re here to discuss the matter of the adoption of Alejandra Maria Calijo by Charles Irving and Sarah Lisa Bartowski. Is that correct?”

Kelly Mathison, the case worker who had been handling Alejandra’s case rose. “Yes, your Honor, that is correct.”

“Very well. I wish to ask the potential parents several questions. Would that be permissible?”

Mathison seemed surprised, but said, “That is permissible to Child Protective Services, as long as Mr. and Mrs. Bartowski are okay with it.”

Chuck hadn’t expected this. He turned to Sarah, who nodded. “We’ll do it, your Honor,” he said nervously.

“Very well,” Judge Hacopian said. “Mr. Bartowski, I wish to ask you several questions first.”

“Go ahead,” Chuck replied.

“First of all, can you please describe what you do for a living?”

Chuck smiled. “Mostly, I sit at my computer all day long, your Honor. I’m a video game programmer, and I’ve been very successful at it. Lately, I’ve taken to working from home, mostly so that I can spend time with our children and they don’t have to be in day care.”

Hacopian raised an eyebrow. “So, you would describe yourself as a stay-at-home father?”

Chuck considered it for a moment. “Yes, I suppose you could say that, your Honor.”

She nodded. “Alright. Now, I understand that there are a number of weapons present in your household. Is this correct?”

Chuck nodded uneasily. “Uh, yes, ma’am, it is… however, they are all registered in the name of my wife, who has been publicly acknowledged to have been an officer of the Central Intelligence Agency. She and I have both been extensively trained in firearm use, and they are kept in a triple-locked gun safe.”

Judge Hacopian looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Mr. Bartowski, is it true that last year you shot and killed an intruder in your home?”

Chuck’s eyes had gone wide. “Yes, ma’am, that’s correct, but –“

“Mr. Bartowski, how can you –“

“Excuse me, ma’am, but I need to finish my statement.”

Kristin Hacopian was very evidently not used to being interrupted in her courtroom. “Mr. Bartowski, I would watch myself if I were you. You are coming very close to contempt.”

Chuck could feel his ire rising. “Your Honor, you asked me a question. I would greatly appreciate it if you would let me answer it completely before interrupting me.”

Judge Hacopian stared at him for a moment, and then made a hand motion indicating that Chuck should continue. “Thank you, your Honor. I shot and killed Louisa Beckman because she had shot my wife and had indicated that she intended to abduct one if not both of our children.”

Hacopian looked at Chuck, then down at the file on her desk. “There’s no indication of Ms. Beckman stating that in the file.”

Chuck looked at the ceiling for a moment, and then said, “That’s because Ms. Beckman was General Beckman, former head of the National Security Agency, and the fact that she said that to my wife is part of a top secret investigation being conducted by the Central Intelligence Agency. You may not repeat that outside of this courtroom, or you will be subject to federal charges.”

That pissed Judge Hacopian off. “Mr. Bartowski!” she snapped. “How dare you tell –“

“Excuse me, ma’am, he’s correct,” a voice with a Mancunian accent said behind Chuck. “My name is Samuel Tyler, director of the Central Intelligence Agency. Mr. Bartowski is telling the truth about General Beckman’s intentions, and as he said, if you repeat that outside this courtroom, you will be subject to federal charges.”

Hacopian’s face quickly went from red to white as she realized the enormity of what she was facing. “Uh… very well,” she said quietly. “I have just one question remaining for Mr. Bartowski, then. How do you justify becoming the adoptive father of Alejandra Calijo when it was your friend Bryce Larkin who killed Maximillian Calijo in cold blood?”

Chuck cocked an eyebrow and gave Hacopian a rather nasty look. “Your Honor, aside from the fact that I resent your implication that Bryce is a murderer, he killed Calijo after being shot by him, and because Calijo was about to kill me. I would have done the same thing had our positions been reversed. As far as adopting Alejandra, I wish to do that for two reasons – number one, I feel a sense of obligation, and number two – my wife and I want to have another child, which was made impossible through natural means when she was shot by General Beckman last year.”

Chuck stopped abruptly, as he realized that his voice had been rising throughout the entire statement, and that he had accentuated the last several words by jabbing a finger at Judge Hacopian. He took a deep breath and lowered his arm to his side.

“Thank you, Mr. Bartowski,” she said. “You may be seated, and I will present my judgment.”

Sarah stood up. “Wait a second!” she protested. “I thought you had some questions for me as well!”

“I have changed my mind, Mrs. Bartowski,” Hacopian said frostily. “Be SEATED.”

Sarah sat. “This is my judgment,” Hacopian began. “I do not believe that Mr. and Mrs. Bartowski are fit to be the parents of Alejandra Maria Calijo. Therefore, I do not award custody or adoption rights to them, and I hereby request that Child Protective Services finds a new foster home for her as soon as possible.”

A collective gasp of disbelief rose throughout the courtroom – all save for one individual. He was seated in the back, wearing a leather bomber jacket and a ballcap that said “USS Oriskany CVA-34”. He stood and said, “I’m gonna have to go ahead and say you’re wrong there, your Honor.”

Kristin Hacopian looked at the man in disbelief. “I beg your pardon? Who the hell are you?!”

And at that, the man whipped off the ballcap and looked her straight in the eye. “I said, you’re WRONG, Judge Hacopian,” said the President of the United States.

Judge Hacopian’s eyes went wide as she realized who she was dealing with. “Sir… uh, Mr. President, I’m sorry, but, uh, that’s my judgment.”

“Change it.”

“Excuse me?”

“Call it abuse of power, call it whatever you want, but I’m telling you to change it,” the President growled. “The Bartowskis have done more for this country in the last five years than you’ll do in your entire life. The classified things they have done are beyond the wildest dreams of Hollywood.”

He paused, sizing Hacopian up. “Now you listen to me. This country owes the Bartowski family a huge debt. You have a choice here – either you can change your judgment to grant custody of Alejandra Calijo to Chuck and Sarah Bartowski, or I can issue an executive order. If I do that, you’re gonna look REALLY bad.”

Hacopian worked her jaw for a moment. “Fine,” she finally spat. “Charles and Sarah Bartowski, I hereby award you custody of Alejandra Maria Calijo and approve your adoption request.”

She fixed the President with an evil glare. “This court is adjourned.”

And as the gavel slammed down, a round of applause burst forth in the courtroom. Chuck turned to Sarah and wrapped her in a huge hug. She pulled back from him a little bit, and kissed him.

John and Maya Casey came up to them, each holding one of the toddlers. Lisa practically jumped into Chuck’s arms, but little John was pointing toward the judge’s chambers. “She’s bad,” he said somberly as Sarah took him.

“What do you mean, babe?” Sarah asked her almost three year-old son.

“The judge is Fulcrum,” John said, a sad look on his face.

Chuck’s jaw dropped, and he looked at Sarah. Shock registered on her face for a moment, and then she rolled her eyes.

“To hell with it,” she said with a laugh. “Let’s just go home.”

THE END

Chuck vs. the Beautiful Letdown, Chapter 3: "Twenty-Four"

Twenty-four oceans, twenty-four skies
Twenty-four failures in twenty-four tries
Twenty-four finds me in twenty-fourth place
Twenty-four dropouts at the end of the day

2:30 P.M., Pacific Standard Time

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Avalon, Santa Catalina Island, California

Her clothes were dry – well, close enough to dry, if a little salt-encrusted. The roll of cash she had had in her pocket was still damp, but that couldn’t be helped.

She had just over five thousand dollars cash on her. Thank God she had thought of grabbing it the night before – the thought that she might be able to bribe Longshore had occurred to her, and so she’d gone to the hotel to retrieve her emergency cash.

Fucking Longshore, she thought bitterly. Not that any of this was really his fault – he’d just been following orders when he came to extract Chuck. Nonetheless, he was a rather convenient, if dead, target for her anger.

She’d thought that the hike into Avalon was going to be significant, but it turned out it was actually pretty easy to just walk down the beach. There weren’t too many tourists on Catalina at this time of year – sure, the island still did pretty good business, but the end of January was a little cold off the coast of Southern California.

Arriving in Avalon was comforting. Even though she’d only been there a couple of times, it was at least familiar. She walked south into town until she reached Whittley Avenue, and then turned right.

There it was. The Avalon Hotel. She’d stayed there once on a mission, once just for fun. She had really wanted to bring Chuck there –

STOP IT, she commanded herself. You will just drive yourself crazy.

As she entered the lobby, she drew a couple of stares. That wasn’t surprising – she probably looked like the wild woman of Borneo at that point. At least, though, she probably wouldn’t be immediately recognizable as the Vincent Thomas Bridge jumper – not with her hair tied back, and her black jacket tied around her waist.

She walked directly to the front desk. “Can I help you… ma’am?” the desk clerk asked, raising his eyebrow.

“I need your least expensive room with a king bed,” she replied.

“Do you have a major credit card, ma’am?”

She sighed. “I do not, but…” She pulled out the roll of cash. “I will give you cash for ten nights, up front. By the tenth night, I will either give you a credit card, or I will check out.”

The appearance of the large roll of cash instantly changed the clerk’s demeanor. “Excellent, ma’am,” he replied. “Our least expensive room is one hundred ninety-five dollars per night, plus a ten dollar nightly hospitality fee, and nine point five percent tax. For ten nights, that will come to a total of…” He fiddled with a calculator for a moment. “Two thousand, two hundred forty-four dollars and seventy-five cents.”

She peeled twenty-three one hundred dollar bills off of the slightly damp roll. “Here’s twenty-three hundred,” she said. “Just apply the difference to the account as well.”

The clerk smiled. “Of course. If you could please fill out this registration card…”

He slid the card and a pen across the desk. She hesitated for a moment. What name to put on the card?

After a moment, she began to write. Elizabeth Reynolds, she wrote on the card. Her real name. A name she hadn’t used in nearly six years. For her address, she put her long unused post office box in Herndon, Virgina.

She slid the registration card back across the desk to the clerk. “Very good, Ms. Reynolds,” he said. “May I see your driver’s license, please?”

Beth Reynolds peeled another hundred dollar bill off and handed it to him. “Most excellent,” he said with a smile. He reached into a drawer below and pulled out a key card. Placing it into a reader, he punched in the room number. A moment later, he handed her the card. “Room 112,” he informed her.

“Thank you,” Beth said. “Is your concierge around?”

The front desk clerk pointed to a stand near the desk. “Thank you for all your help,” she said.

Beth headed toward the concierge. On her way, she snagged an Avalon Hotel notepad and a pen from the desk. She began to write out a list of things she would need.

“Good afternoon,” the concierge said as she approached, standing to his feet. “How may I be of assistance?”

“I need some items,” Beth replied. She tore the top sheet off of the notepad and handed him the list. “Clothes, toiletries, hair color, so on – everything on this list. My sizes for the clothes are listed there.”

“Where would you like me to acquire these items?” the concierge asked.

Beth retrieved the cash roll and peeled off six one hundred dollar bills. “Six hundred dollars,” she told the concierge, handing him the money. “Now, I don’t care where you go to buy these things – it can be here on the island, or you can have somebody go to Target in Long Beach and send them over on the ferry for all I care.”

She leaned in with a smile. “Just keep in mind – wherever you go, you may keep the change.”

The concierge smiled back. “Thank you very much, ma’am. We’ll have this for you by six o’clock.”

As Beth Reynolds walked away from the concierge stand, she heard him pick up the phone. “Eddie? Hey, it’s Bob. Listen – I need you to go to the store, get some stuff for me, and bring it over on the ferry.”


Life is not what I thought it was, twenty-four hours ago
Still I’m singing, Spirit take me up in arms with You.
And I’m not who I thought I was, twenty-four hours ago
Still I’m singing, Spirit take me up in arms with You.

Beth stood under the hot stream of water in the shower for nearly an hour. The dirt, the grime, the dumpster sludge, the salt – they all washed away in the first five minutes. But she just felt so unspeakably dirty, so unbearably filthy – she tried to wash it all away.

When she stepped out of the shower, she toweled off, and wrapped one of the hotel’s bathrobes around herself. Picking up the pair of jeans she had been wearing, she began to go through its pockets, to make sure that there was nothing – absolutely nothing – that could be used to identify her if somebody were to find them in the trash.

She reached into the back pocket – and there was something in there. Something printed on heavy paper stock. Curious, she pulled it out and looked at it – and her heart froze.

It was a picture of her and Chuck at Christmas. They weren’t looking at the camera, but at each other. She smiled sadly as she looked at the unabashed affection, the love for her on his face – and was surprised but not shocked to see the same look on her own face.

The ink on the picture had run a little bit from being in the water, but not too terribly so. She sighed. She couldn’t keep the picture. It was too much of a risk.

Tears started to come to her eyes as she grasped the picture and prepared to rip it in half –

No. She refused to do it. Beth Reynolds was not going to give up this last tiny reminder of what her life as Sarah Walker had been like, what she could have had with Chuck Bartowski. As long as she was alive, that picture was going to stay with her.

Beth collapsed onto the bed and turned on the television. That was a mistake, because the lead story on KNBC-4’s news was about the Vincent Thomas Bridge Jumper – her. “The jumper has been identified as twenty-five year old Sarah Walker of Los Angeles,” anchor Paul Moyer was saying. “The Los Angeles County Sheriff has been unable to find any next of kin. They have also not as yet found the body, although they did discover a school of tiger sharks in the area.”

Beth shuddered. She probably wouldn’t have taken the plunge if she’d known there were sharks in the water.

She flipped the TV to Comedy Central. Hmmm, Half-Baked was on. That was good mindless entertainment. It would take her mind off of things.

Half an hour later, as Harland Williams was being hauled off to jail for killing an unfortunate police horse, there was a knock on the door. Instinctively, she looked around for her gun – no gun. That had been left in the Porsche on the Vincent Thomas Bridge.

With a sense of trepidation, she crossed to the door and looked through the peephole – oh, it was just the concierge. She unlocked the door and swung it open.

“Good evening, Ms. Reynolds,” he said, handing her three large Target bags. “Everything you asked for.”

“Thank you very much,” she said.

“Have a good evening,” the concierge replied. He turned and walked away down the hall, not expecting a tip – and he damn well shouldn’t have, Beth thought, looking at the receipt. The total bill had only come to four hundred thirty-seven dollars, which meant that the concierge essentially got a one hundred sixty-three dollar tip out of it. She hoped he’d shared at least a portion of that with his friend on the mainland.

The bags contained just what Beth had requested. Five black fitted t-shirts. Three pairs of black jeans. Two black blouses. Two black skirts. Seven sets of black underwear. A pair of black tennis shoes, a pair of black dress shoes, a pair of black flip-flops…

And a pair of black Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars. She smiled sadly at seeing those. Okay, so she would keep two reminders of her life as Sarah Walker.

The bags also contained the basic makeup she needed on a daily basis, a pair of scissors and a hair clipper, and a box of red hair dye. Necessary toiletries were in there, along with a cheap fake leather wallet, and possibly the most important item – a Virgin Mobile pre-paid cell phone.

Picking up the bedside phone, she followed the instructions to activate the cell phone. Then, depressing the hook, she dialed another number from memory.

After two rings, the phone on the other end was answered. “Good evening, you have reached the Cayman National Bank,” she heard. “My name is Robert. How may I be of assistance?”

“I need to access account Victor one four seven nine Bravo six four nine,” she replied.

“A moment,” was the response. Then: “Password, please?”

“Mothball soup.”

“Thank you.” He was quiet for a moment, and then when he spoke again, he said, “Sixty-two.”

Oh, shit. The challenge and response code. Beth thought for a moment. What was the formula? Take the number given, find the next ascending prime number, divide by three, multiply by pi to two decimal places…

She squeezed her eyes tightly shut, thinking about it for a moment. When she figured out the answer, she said, “Seventy point one three.”

There was another moment of silence as Robert used a calculator, and then he spoke again. “Thank you, ma’am. Your identity is confirmed. How may I be of assistance to you this evening?”

She breathed a sigh of relief. She’d gotten it right. “I need to transfer five hundred thousand dollars to a Bank of America account,” she replied. She gave him the transit number and the account number. “I also need the contents of my safe deposit box shipped to Elizabeth Reynolds in care of the Avalon Hotel, 124 Whittley Avenue, Avalon, California, USA, 90704. In addition, I will need an American Express Black card, issued in the same name, drawn on my remaining credit with the bank.”

There was another moment of quiet on the other end as Robert punched the instructions into his computer. “Very good, ma’am,” he finally said. “The funds will transfer immediately. The other items will be delivered no later than 6:00 PM Pacific Time on Friday, February 1st. Is there anything else I can assist you with this evening.”

“No, thank you, that’s all,” Beth replied.

“Have a good evening, ma’am.”


Twenty-four reasons to admit that I’m wrong
With all my excuses still twenty-four strong
See, I’m not copping out, not copping out, not copping out
When You’re raising the dead in me,
Oh, oh, I am the second man
Oh, oh, I am the second man now,
Oh, oh, I am the second man now…

An hour later, she barely recognized herself in the mirror. Gone was the haircut she’d had since her freshman year of high school, replaced by a shoulder length bob. Gone were the platinum tresses that had so often weakened men’s knees – Chuck’s included. The blonde hair was replaced by a subtle amber tone with vague blonde highlights that actually looked natural, she was surprised to see.

Shedding the bathrobe, she began to dress. She winced at the stiffness of the Target-bought bra. There was a reason why she generally shopped at Victoria’s Secret, but when one was trying to disappear, one went with what one could get.

Beth pulled on one of the black t-shirts and a pair of the jeans. Putting on socks, she reached for the tennis shoes – but then, reconsidered, and grabbed the Converse shoes.

Fifteen minutes later, she walked out the front door of the hotel onto Whittley Avenue. Just after seven o’clock, it was already dark out. She sighed, but remembered that this WAS Catalina, and she DID know over a hundred ways to kill somebody, should they be so foolish as to attack her.

She turned left, headed toward the beach. When she turned right, she reached Crescent Avenue. She smiled as Antonio’s Pizzeria came into view. She’d been there once before, with Bryce – before he had turned into a total tool.

Beth frowned at thinking of Bryce that way. She couldn’t help but think that it had been partially her fault. After all, she had lied to him repeatedly about the mission in London – the mission to assassinate Alexander Litvinenko – and in the end, that had been the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back for him. Oh sure, he’d tried to make it work, but their relationship had never recovered.

It didn’t help that he’d showed up again back at Thanksgiving. If he hadn’t shown up, Fulcrum probably wouldn’t have figured out that Chuck was the Intersect. Chuck wouldn’t have been in constant danger, and maybe Sarah Walker would’ve been able to let her guard down just enough to show Chuck how she really felt about him.

Beth slapped her hands against her legs in frustration. She had to stop thinking that way. She had to stop thinking about Chuck, stop thinking about Bryce. She had to go back to being Beth Reynolds, Boston Latin High, class of 2000, genius, U-Mass dropout.


And You’re raising these twenty-four voices with twenty-four hearts
With all of my symphonies in twenty-four parts
But I want to be one today, centered and true
I’m singing, Spirit take me up in arms with You

Two days after Beth arrived on Catalina Island, a FedEx box arrived for her at the Avalon Hotel. The sender was Cayman National Bank, Ltd., and the box was marked urgent, fragile, and confidential.

Taking it back to her room, she spilled the contents onto her bed. All her old documents that identified her as Beth Reynolds were there – a Massachusetts driver’s license, good until June of that year, a US passport, good until 2010, a debit card for the Bank of America account, good until March of 2009, the American Express Black card that she had requested, and most importantly, the broken-down parts of a Colt M1911A1 handgun.

She had not been happy at having to leave behind the Marine Recon edition M1911 that Gunny Martin Adams had given her six years before, but it had been necessary. She only hoped that it somehow ended up in John Casey’s hands – she knew he’d appreciate such a gun.

Beth quickly assembled the M1911A1, slapped in the one loaded clip, and slipped it into the waistband of her jeans, behind her back. The reassuring presence of the gun behind her brought a small measure of comfort.

The driver’s license, the AMEX Black, and the B of A Visa debit card all went into her wallet, which still contained more than two thousand dollars in cash. She felt almost back to normal again, a wallet in her left pocket, a cell phone in her right, her passport in her back pocket, and a gun in her waistband.

Her first stop was downstairs at the front desk, where she presented the desk clerk – the same one who had checked her in – with the AMEX Black card and her driver’s license. Dollar signs practically registered in his eyes at the appearance of the American Express card, and he offered to upgrade her – for free – to a nicer room. Beth thanked him and declined, saying she liked the room she was in.

Beth’s next stop had been at a house near the beach. A retired optometrist lived there, and according to the concierge, he ran a small part-time practice out of the house. He was home when Beth arrived, and he had been more than happy to provide her with eye-color changing contact lenses in exchange for several crisp hundred dollar bills.

So now, Beth Reynolds had red hair and green eyes. When her driver’s license expired in June and she went to the mainland to get a California one, she would have to remove the contacts, but the hair could easily be explained away.

She needed something to do with her time, too, but something that would keep her hidden. So her next stop was at Catalina Computers. Sure enough, they needed a part time tech-support person, and Beth had picked up more than enough in her time spent with Chuck to fill that role.


You’re raising the dead in me
Oh, oh, I am the second man
Oh, oh, I am the second man now,
Oh, oh, I am the second man now,
And you’re raising the dead in me

Beth acquired a MacBook laptop by the time she’d been on the island for a week. The Avalon Hotel provided WiFi access included with the stay, so she’d been able to get onto the Internet no problem.

The problem had come when she needed to do some hacking. However, the assistance of a rather unscrupulous Nerd Herder at a Buy More in Dallas had allowed her to get basically anywhere she wanted.

One of the first computer databases she had visited was that of the Central Intelligence Agency. The first thing she looked at was the file on Sarah Walker. It had already been closed, and she was marked as DECEASED. An addendum to the file showed that the CIA was leaning on the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office to officially declare Sarah Walker dead, body or no.

That satisfied Beth in a strange way. If the CIA thought she was dead, so much the better.

She then accidentally stumbled upon a proposal known as Project MOAB. As she read through it, she realized in horror that it was a plan to extract Chuck from Los Angeles and place him in a secure facility in Utah. After determining that it had not yet been forwarded to Graham or Beckman, she deleted the proposal and everything she could find that was related to it. Then she put an “official” reprimand in the file of the analyst who had made the proposal.

February turned into March. Spring turned into summer. Tourist traffic increased. Beth managed to keep a low profile, not attracting too much attention, but not flying too far under the radar. She managed to just be a non-entity.

In June, she was sent to the Villa Portofino Hotel for a tech support call. The order was for an individual named D. Woodcomb. The name didn’t register, but it did set off alarm bells. She decided to go in a bit of disguise, just as a precautionary measure.

She added a pair of black-frame glasses to her green contacts. A San Diego State ballcap went on her head. A rainbow t-shirt with a peace sign along with a pair of torn and faded blue jeans completed the nerd image. The rarely-worn Chuck Taylors went on her feet.

When the door was answered, she almost passed out. D. Woodcomb was Devin “Captain Awesome” Woodcomb.

Beth was shocked, but recovered quickly. Fortunately, Devin didn’t seem to recognize her, and she breathed a prayer of thanks that she had decided to go in disguise.

Devin explained that Ellie’s computer had somehow developed a corruption of Windows XP. Beth worked hurriedly to repair the problem, hoping against hope that Ellie wouldn’t come back to the hotel room and find her there. Devin might not have recognized her, but she was certain that Ellie would. Women – sisters of wronged men, especially – just seemed to be that way.

Ellie fortunately did not show up before she finished. When she filled out the invoice and handed it to Devin, though, he looked at it strangely, as though he recognized the handwriting. He looked up at her. “Have we met before?”

She did her best to put a bemused look on her face. “I don’t think so,” she replied. “I grew up in San Diego, and I’ve lived her for quite a while.”

He shrugged. “Eh. I guess you just look familiar.”

She smiled. “I get that a lot.”

Devin finished filling out his credit card information, signed the invoice, and handed it back to her. “Well, thanks. My fiancĂ©e will appreciate it.”

Beth nodded, her smile becoming strained. “Glad to hear it. Have a good day!”

When she got back to the Avalon Hotel, though, Beth collapsed on her bed and went on a ten minute crying jag. It was not amusing at all to run into Chuck’s family like that, and it was quite an emotional strain to be around Captain Awesome for nearly an hour and not be able to indicate AT ALL that she knew him.


I want to see miracles, to see the world change
I wrestled the angel, for more than a name
For more than a feeling, for more than a cause
I’m singing Spirit, take me up in arms with You,
And You’re raising the dead in me.

After Devin and Ellie left the island, Beth breathed a sigh of relief. There were no more encounters like that.

June passed and turned into July. In early July, there was a story about a sleeper cell that had gotten their hands on a shipment of Stinger missiles and parked themselves outside of MCAS Miramar. They had actually managed to shoot down an F/A-18 Hornet – piloted by one Lieutenant Will Williamson – but he had ejected safely, and the sleeper cell had been quickly found.

Beth discovered that she could get used to living on Catalina Island. It was quiet, it was peaceful. There wasn’t much noise pollution, air pollution, or light pollution. She could spend her free time on the beach, and only once had she been asked by a teenager if the “curtains matched the drapes”.

That teenager had gotten his ass kicked.

The only problem with enjoying living on Catalina so much was that Beth discovered she was lonely. She didn’t really have any friends on the island, and the one person who she wished more than anything could be there with her, she could never allow herself to see again.

She refused to start drinking again. That had caused her more trouble than it was worth in college. And so, she went through each day, lonely, her mind clear and more than able to process the fact that she was lonely.

And then, one day in late July, the shit hit the fan.

Beth was working at Catalina Computers one afternoon, when she heard the door open. A moment later, the bell on the counter rang. “Just a moment!” she called, reattaching the side panel to the Alienware desktop she was working on.

Setting the desktop down, she exited the back room and walked up to the counter –

And came face to face with Arthur Jerrod Graham, Director of the Central Intelligence Agency.

There was a barely contained look of rage on his face. It was clear that he was not surprised to see her. He had come here seeking her out.

“HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GODDAMN MIND, WALKER?!”

Twenty-four voices, with twenty-four hearts
With all of my symphonies in twenty-four parts
I’m not copping out, not copping out, not copping out…