Saturday, March 15, 2008

The Seduction of Sarah Walker: A Tale of the CIA, Chapter 6: "The Phantom of Belgrade"

Author’s note: I would like to thank brickroad16 for coming up with the basic idea for Sarah's mission in this chapter, and for giving me the kind permission to use it. This was a FANTASTIC chapter to write.


Radomir Bogdanović.

Stefan Cvijić.

Vladimir Hakopian.

Zoran Klisara.

Boris Panić.

Milan Popović.

Aleksandar Tesla.

Svetozar Vukićević.

The list played over and over in Sarah’s head. She was in Belgrade, posing as Natalia Tupolev, photojournalist for the Russian newspaper Pravda.

In reality, she was there to find all eight men on her list – six ethnic Serbs, one ethnic Armenian, and one ethnic Croatian, all members of the Yugoslavian parliament gone wild in plotting to overthrow the government – and make sure that they all met an early and unfortunate demise.

After what she had perceived as her failure in Iraq, she had quickly asked for another assignment to try to prove herself. The administration, seeing her mission in Iraq as having been hugely successful, was more than happy to allow Director Graham to send her on this particularly sensitive assignment.

With what was left of Yugoslavia creeping closer and closer to splitting in half and becoming the countries of Montenegro and Serbia, the United States was very interested in ensuring that the Serbian half might want to become a democratic country, and an ally of the US. America needed all the help she could get in what had become a very unpopular war in three short months, and the administration was happy to turn to Serbia.

But right here, right now, Sarah had to make sure that these eight men disappeared for good. The first one was about to meet his demise.

Aleksandar Tesla. Liked to say that he was a distant relative of Nikola Tesla, electrical pioneer. This claim was doubted by many, but given the loss of records in the civil war of the 1990s, there was really no way to refute him.

He was also a pedophile. Sarah had seen pictures of him with pre-adolescent boys that had made her skin crawl and had, on one occasion, made her vomit. However, not only was he a pedophile, but he was one of the group of eight men which considered themselves the new coming of the Nazi party, or as they called themselves, the New Serbian Party.

Tesla was their voice. A skilled public speaker, he made sure that all the people of Serbia knew of the coming revolution, in which the master race would rise up and take Europe once more. His continued existence was not in the best interest of Yugoslavia, or by extension, the United States.

Like almost any other major city in the world, Belgrade had Starbucks. Tesla was currently inside of one, ordering some ultra-expensive, ultra-sugary, ultra-fatty coffee drink. He came outside, sipping on it, and got into his Mercedes SLK. He turned the key –

Sarah could feel the heat of the explosion from where she sat, a block away. The SLK ripped itself apart into millions of tiny pieces, the sound and shockwave reaching Sarah a moment later.

As soon as the fireball receded, Sarah’s cover took over. Camera up, she took off running toward the scene.


Radomir Bogdanović.

Stefan Cvijić.

Vladimir Hakopian.

Zoran Klisara.

Boris Panić.

Milan Popović.

Svetozar Vukićević.

Zoran Klisara was not as easy a mark to get to. He had immigrated from Croatia as a young boy, and now, as the owner and proprietor of Charlie’s Grill – “The best American food in Europe!”, they proclaimed – he was constantly surrounded by people.

Sarah’s instructions were clear. As little collateral damage as possible.

Blowing Klisara up was out of the question.

So she improvised.

“Charlie’s Grill, the best American food in Europe!”, she was greeted in English.

In heavily accented English, she said, “You speak Russian?”

“Da,” she heard back.

“Excellent,” she replied in Russian. “My name is Natalia Tupolev. I’m withPravda newspaper. I’ve heard that you have a reputation for having the best American food in Europe, and I was hoping to drop by and have dinner there, so I can do a little write-up for Pravda.”

She heard the host gasp. “Uh, just a moment please.”

There was a ring on the line, and then the phone was picked up again. “This is Zoran Klisara.”

“Mr. Klisara,” Sarah said, again in Russian, “my name is Natalia Tupolev.”

She went through the whole spiel again, and could practically hear the dollar signs registering in Klisara’s brain as she spoke. When she finished, he said, “Absolutely, Ms. Tupolev. We would love to have you come in. Would tomorrow night at 7:00 work?”

“Indeed,” she replied. “I look forward to it.”

Aside from being a restaurateur, Klisara was also an arms dealer. He dealt crap weapons from the former Soviet Union to third world backwaters the world over, and brought top-tier American, French, and Israeli weapons into Yugoslavia. He was currently arming the New Serbian Party for the expected revolution, and it just wouldn’t do to have these people performing wholesale slaughter on ethnic Bosnians and Muslims with American weaponry (or at all, Sarah thought, but she was keeping her opinion to herself).

And so Sarah arrived at Charlie’s Grill the next night at 7:00 PM. She had with her a very simple weapon – a pen with a gas release mechanism. It had been loaded with a vial that contained an extremely deadly nerve agent. All it took to activate the mechanism was a push of the plunger, so Sarah had to be extremely careful with it.

She had to admit, the food was excellent. It was, unquestionably, the best steak she had ever had. In fact, it was better American food than most restaurants in America served.

Toward the end of the meal, she asked if she could speak with Mr. Klisara – she had picked up a copy of his “American cookbook”, and wanted him to sign it. He was more than happy to oblige, and she handed him her pen to use. There was no noise, no visible sign, as the gas release mechanism activated.

As Sarah was leaving, there was quite a ruckus. Mr. Klisara had fallen across a guest’s table and was not moving. Staying true to her role as a journalist, she got out her camera and documented the event fully.


Radomir Bogdanović.

Stefan Cvijić.

Vladimir Hakopian.

Boris Panić.

Milan Popović.

Svetozar Vukićević.

Boris Panić was a very, very bad man. He was believed to have personally ordered the executions of over 50,000 Bosnians and Muslims during the civil war.

And yet, he had somehow escaped the axe that felled Slobodan Milošević and so many others at the Hague. He was now the political power behind the New Serbian Party. He was gaining the support of a large number of right wing politicians, and had proclaimed loudly that Serbia would no longer be a puppet of the East or the West.

That wouldn’t necessarily be such a bad thing, either, if Panić didn’t do such a convincing imitation of Joseph Goebbels at his worst. Panić had to go.

Sarah had been following him for the last week. She had his routine down to almost a science.

7:30 AM, kiss the wife good-bye. Chauffeur drives him to Parliament.

12:00 PM, lunch with one of the other members of the New Serbian Party.

1:00 PM, quickie with the mistress.

4:30 PM, depart Parliament.

5:00 PM, pick up a hooker.

6:30 PM, dinner.

8:00 PM, back home.

Sarah figured it would be easiest to get him on the drive to Parliament. Wait for a nice day when the windows were open, get him with a silenced sniper rifle from a rooftop along his route.

And so, this particular day in September, the high was already 16 degrees Celsius at 8:00 in the morning. Sarah had foregone a rooftop, instead concealing herself underneath a tarp on top of a tractor trailer parked in a parking lot next to his route.

At 8:02 AM, his BMW 745 went rolling by, slowed by traffic. And sure enough, the back windows were open.

Carefully, Sarah sighted his head in her scope. The rifle was mounted on a swiveling platform so that she could move with him as the car moved.

A light up ahead turned red, and the car came to a stop.

Sarah lined up his left temple in her scope, waited a moment for the wind to calm. As soon as it did, she pulled the trigger –

The bullet impacted his temple just before the chauffeur pressed on the gas to move forward again. The chauffeur didn’t even notice.

Ten minutes later, Sarah was three miles away, the rifle safely stowed under the floorboards in the trunk of her Audi. She heard sirens heading in the direction of Parliament, and as Natalia Tupolev was ever the vigilant journalist, she headed that direction.


Radomir Bogdanović.

Stefan Cvijić.

Vladimir Hakopian.

Milan Popović.

Svetozar Vukićević.

Radomir Bogdanović and Vladimir Hakopian were two very, very bad men. Radomir, who had grown up in Belgrade, and Vladimir, who had immigrated from Armenia when he was five, had been childhood friends. When they were both teenagers, they began to hang out with the wrong people. By the time they were in their mid-twenties, they were both low level enforcers for what passed as the Mob in Yugoslavia.

They were now both essentially dons of the Serbian Mafia, ruling over organized crime in what was left of Yugoslavia with an iron fist. They were especially reviled among the Muslim population of Serbia, having offered members of the military a $1,000 reward for each Muslim that they could verify that they had killed during the “ethnic cleansing” that took place with the civil war.

That alone was enough to turn Sarah’s stomach. However, when she learned what their favorite pastime was – pulling teenage girls off the streets and brutally raping them all night long, before throwing them out on the streets at daybreak – she wanted nothing more than to see them suffer for a very long time before they died.

However, that wasn’t practical. So, she went searching.

One day, she encountered two young Muslim girls. They were twins, eighteen, and very pretty. Two years earlier, their older sister had been taken by Bogdanović and Hakopian. She had been found three days later, facedown in the beautiful blue Danube.

She asked the girls how they would like to pay the two men back for what they had done to their sister. The girls informed Sarah that they would like nothing better than to visit the wrath of the Almighty upon the two men.

And so, Sarah had procured two Uzis, with two hundred rounds of ammunition each. She had given them to the girls, and told them to hide them under their clothing. She then drove them to a Charlie’s Grill, where Bogdanović and Hakopian were dining. Sarah told them to wait by the Cadillac Fleetwood limousine in the parking lot.

About fifteen minutes later, Bogdanović and Hakopian exited the restaurant. Needless to say, they were pleased to find their entertainment for that evening waiting for them on the hood of the limousine. With what they thought was smooth talk, they got the girls into the limousine with them. As soon as the doors shut, however…

Sarah heard a muffled cry of “Allahu akbar!” followed by gunfire. A moment later, one of the doors opened, and the two girls got out, running down the street.

Sarah intercepted them two blocks over, and took the guns from them so that they wouldn’t be found by the police. She then drove them back home.

They thanked her for giving them the opportunity to avenge their sister, and said that Allah would surely look upon her with favor. Sarah didn’t have the heart to tell them that she didn’t believe in God anymore.

And then, like the good photojournalist that Natalia Tupolev was, she turned around and drove back to Charlie’s Grill.


Stefan Cvijić.

Milan Popović.

Svetozar Vukićević

The remaining three members of the New Serbian Party were running scared. They were going to be a tough nut to crack. However, Popović was single, which Sarah planned to use to her advantage.

Just not quite yet. She wanted to go after Stefan Cvijić first. A retired colonel, he had a huge amount of sway with the Army, and would probably use that to his advantage in the event of a coup.

He had no particular routine, and had taken to being very paranoid as of late. However, Sarah came up with a fairly imaginative plan to take him down.

Posing as a sewer engineer, she had managed to run three lines up through the sewer – and into his toilet. One was a fiber optic camera, the other was a small hose, and the third was a modified spark plug. They were tiny and painted white so that he would never notice them, flush against the back wall of his toilet.

Through the camera, Sarah learned that he did have one routine. As disgusting as it was, watching him every afternoon did serve its purpose.

One day, about an hour before he got home from work, she uncapped the end of the hose – allowing methane gas to begin flowing from the sewer into his toilet. When he arrived home, she saw him wrinkle his nose through the camera, but he sat down anyway.

“Good-bye, Colonel Cvijić,” she whispered, and activated the spark plug. There was a brief flash, and then her camera went dark.

Leaving the lines where they were, she went about a mile down the sewers before evacuating. When she came out, she could see a plume of smoke rising in the distance. Getting in her rented pickup truck, she drove back to her hotel and cleaned herself up, then, ever the vigilant photojournalist, Natalia Tupolev headed for the scene of the explosion.


Milan Popović.

Svetozar Vukićević

Svetozar Vukićević was a union organizer. He had spent the better part of the last year whipping his constituents into a frenzy over the influx of immigrants into Belgrade, insisting that the New Serb would rise above and create a new master race.

Even before his comrades had begun to drop like flies, he’d been very well protective. Now, though, he might as well have been the President of the United States, for all the protection he had around him.

However, no matter how much protection a man has, he is always still vulnerable somehow. Sarah just had to figure out that “somehow” and exploit it.

The answer turned out to be insanely simple. Through sources, Sarah discovered that Vukićević was deathly allergic to peanuts. He lived in a secured penthouse on the top floor of a high rise – but it didn’t have an isolated HVAC system.

Posing as an HVAC engineer, Sarah went to the roof of the high rise, and figured out which HVAC unit went to the penthouse. Opening it, she reached into her toolbox, pulled out a jar of peanuts, and dumped them into the fan. They splintered as they hit the fan blade, and were then promptly shot directly into the vents for Vukićević’s penthouse.

Closing her toolbox, Sarah departed the building, and nobody was the wiser.

The next day, there was a small item on the front page of the paper saying that Svetozar Vukićević had been alone in his apartment, and out of nowhere, gone into anaphylactic shock and suffocated. Sarah was disappointed that Natalia Tupolev hadn’t been there to document the event, but she figured that that would’ve been pushing her luck.


Milan Popović.

Milan Popović was the head of the New Serbian Party – its Hitler. He was not an unattractive man, in his late thirties, a poster boy for the “master race” if ever there was one. If that wasn’t bad enough, he had been known as a protégé of Slobodan Milosević, the “Butcher of Belgrade”.

His inclination toward the “master race” something Sarah planned to use to her advantage, because at 5’9”, with blonde hair, blue eyes, a physically fit form, and a 36C-25-37 figure, she could be a poster girl for said “master race”.

She knew that Popović liked women who looked like her – he commonly appeared in tabloids with one of them on his arm.

Sarah just had to become that woman on his arm. And so, it was time to pose as Natalia Tupolev – one last time.

She had spoken to Popović by phone and had gotten him to agree to an interview over dinner. While dressing for the interview, she had to force herself not to conceal any weapons – this was going to be a situation where she was going to have to put her Sparrow School training to the test.

The only weapons she did take were two long and deadly looking hairpins, dipped in ricin. The ricin was surprisingly easy to come by, but she had to remind herself that she WAS in a former Eastern Bloc country, and the Soviet Union was long rumored to have used it in many different applications.

Dinner was surprisingly pleasant, even as Sarah had to force herself not to choke on the knowledge that this man thought that anybody who didn’t look like him should be eliminated. As smooth as a perfect sheet of glass, she had him convinced by the end of dinner that he should take her home to his place – past the security, past the guards.

Once they reached his house, both of them found themselves undressed in fairly short order. Sarah did have one moment of alarm, when Popović decided it would be amusing to use her hairpins as handlebars – but that quickly changed from alarm to disgust and annoyance. However, she didn’t let it disrupt what she was doing.

Using everything she had learned in Monterey, she had Popović in bed before he knew what was going on, and took him to heights of ecstasy that he loudly declared he had never been to before. Then, as he was in the midst of climax, Sarah reached behind her head, removed the hairpins, shook her hair free – and savagely stabbed the hairpins deep into his chest.

The ricin was completely unnecessary, as the hairpin in her right hand penetrated his heart. The final look on his face was one of shock.

Sarah climbed off of him, closed his eyes, and dressed him in his pajamas. With luck, nobody would realize that he was dead for hours to come.

Putting her hair back up with the hairpins, she dressed, and walked out of the house, with nary a peep from a security guard. Driving back to the hotel, she collected her camera, and only her camera, and then drove to Nikola Tesla Airport, where she caught the Aeroflot redeye to Moscow.

Upon arriving in Moscow, she purchased a copy of Pravda – “Ironic,” she muttered as she did so – and saw that Milan Popović was, indeed, very dead. She caught a cab to the American Embassy, walked in the front door, and informed the duty clerk that she had a blue jay delivery.

The clerk called it into the Deputy Chief of Mission, who was downstairs within ten minutes. Sarah was given a place to sleep that night, and the first thing the next morning, she was put on the American Airlines direct flight to Dulles Airport.


Director Graham looked over the photographs. “You did very well, Agent Walker,” he commented.

“I don’t know, sir,” she replied, shaking her head. “I don’t feel like it should’ve taken a month.”

Graham looked at her with curiosity. “Sarah, I don’t understand you sometimes. The fact that you took down eight rogue members of a foreign government in a month’s time, and nobody ever suspected you one bit – that’s unbelievable. It’s unprecedented, unheard of. Not even the Israeli team that went after the 1972 Olympic terrorists worked that fast – and you were by yourself!”

Sarah shrugged. “Just my job, sir.”

Graham nodded. “Just your job, indeed. You should know, Agent Walker, that you’ll be receiving an Intelligence Star for this action. It will be classified, and won’t be made public for twenty-five years, but the intelligence community will know.”

Finally, Sarah cracked a smile. “Thank you, sir. I appreciate the acknowledgment.”

Graham smiled back. “Job well done, Agent Walker. Take a week off, and when you come back, report directly to me. I’ve got another job in mind for you.”

The Seduction of Sarah Walker: A Tale of the CIA, Chapter 5: "Iraq and Roll"

Author's Note: I apologize if I allowed my personal politics to influence this chapter a little. I will admit up front, I am no fan of President Bush or of the Iraq War. However, I tried to make this chapter as neutral as possible.



March 11th, 2003

After Christmas, Sarah sat around Langley for nearly three months. No assignment.

She didn’t necessarily mind – after all, she was still drawing a rather handsome paycheck. However, she was getting bored, and she could only spend so much time on the shooting range.

Finally, toward the middle of March, she got a call from Director Graham.

“Meet me in the main facility lobby,” he said. “We’re going for a little ride.”

Sarah met Director Graham, and they left and got into a Crown Victoria idling by the curb. He said only, “Drive,” and the car pulled away.

It was a few minutes before Sarah realized they were headed into Washington. “Where are we headed to, Director?”

“You’ll see in a moment, Agent Walker.”

She began to recognize tourist attractions as they approached the center of the city. However, when the car turned onto Executive Drive to pull into the White House complex, she just about had a heart attack.

“Director… why are we going to the White House?”

He turned and smiled. “Agent Walker, you’re about to meet your Commander in Chief.”

She was stunned. The President?

She was also a little annoyed. Why THIS President?

As they entered the White House, Sarah was frisked by a Secret Service agent, and given a pass which she was told she would need to wear at all times. Director Graham led her through a seemingly endless warren of corridors and offices. Nothing looked like it actually did on The West Wing

Except for this office. The ante-room to the Oval Office. Sarah’s eyes widened when she realized where they were.

“Good morning, Director Graham,” the President’s administrative assistant said. “The President is on a phone call right now, but he’ll be with you in just a moment if you’d like to take a seat.”

Graham and Sarah sat. Sarah couldn’t stay still fidgeting and bouncing from nervousness, until Graham shot her a look.

Finally, the assistant’s phone rang. “He’s ready to see you now,” she informed them.

Graham got up and crossed to the door that led into the Oval Office. Sarah, practically trembling, followed.

The door opened, and Graham entered, Sarah right behind him. “Artie!” she heard a very, very familiar voice call across the room.

“Mr. President,” Director Graham replied. The President stood up behind his desk, and crossed around in front of it, approaching the Director to shake his hand.

“And you must be Agent Walker,” the President said, reaching out to shake Sarah’s hand.

“Yes, sir,” she replied.

“Didn’t know the CIA made agents that looked like you,” he joked, his accent starting to grate on Sarah’s nerves a little.

“Yes, sir,” she replied again, forcing herself to not roll her eyes.

“Have a seat, have a seat,” the President said, indicating the couches. Director Graham and Sarah crossed in front of the couches, but remained standing as the President approached the coffee tray on the side of the room.

He was halfway through pouring himself a cup of coffee when he noticed that they were still standing. “Seriously. Have a seat.”

“Yes, sir,” the said in unison.

“Artie, can I get you anything?”

“No thank you, Mr. President.”

“Agent Walker – your name’s Sarah, right? Can I call you Sarah?”

“Absolutely, Mr. President.”

“Can I get you something?”

She had no idea what to say. She really wanted a cup of coffee, but she felt like asking the President to get it for her was the ultimate in rudeness. However, no caffeine, and she might make an ass of herself.

Sarah’s need to remain poised won out. “If you don’t mind, sir.”

“Not a problem, Sarah, not a problem at all. How do you take it?”

“Black, sir.”

“Well, that’s easy, ain’t it.”

Director Graham was giving her a look like, Have you lost your mind?

She just looked back, trying to say, He asked!

The President came over to the couches, and handed Sarah her coffee. “Thank you, sir.”

“A pleasure, Agent Walker.”

He took a seat in a large easy chair at the end. “Alright, Director Graham, so why don’t you fill Agent Walker in on what you have in mind here.”

“Yes, sir,” Graham said. “Agent Walker, simply put, we’re sending you to Iraq on a covert negotiation mission with Saddam Hussein.”

Sarah, having just taken a mouthful of hot coffee, swallowed it too quickly and started coughing. She set the coffee cup down on the table in front of her, and when she finally recovered, gasped out, “What!”

“Agent Walker, I’m sure you’ve seen the evidence that Secretary Powell has been showing the United Nations regarding Iraq’s WMDs,” the President explained. “We want you to go in to Iraq, meet with Hussein, and tell him that if he steps down as President of Iraq and turns over his WMDs, we’ll let him go. Hell, we’ll give him a free trip out of Iraq.”

“Sir, with all due respect, I think that’s a monumentally bad idea,” Sarah said, still in shock.

“Agent Walker!” Director Graham snapped.

“No, no, Artie, if one of your best agents thinks it’s a bad idea, I want to hear it,” the President said, trying to shush Graham with a hand motion. “So, explain, please, Agent Walker?”

“Sir, Hussein has one of the worst track records on human rights and, for that matter, telling the truth, ever. If we allow him to walk off scot-free after everything he’s done, the opinion of the world will come crashing down on us. And quite frankly, who’s to say he won’t try again?”

“What about his WMDs, Agent Walker?”

“Remove them discreetly, sir. It’s bad enough that the world thinks he has them. If the Middle East ever finds out that he actually DID, it would tear itself apart in a frenzied panic.”

“Well, Agent Walker, that’s kind of what Secretary Powell and Dr. Rice have been telling me. The Vice President and Secretary Rumsfeld disagree – they think we should make a public example of the country. I sort of tend to agree.”

“Sir, make a public example of Hussein. Capture him, try him, hang him. But don’t let the world know he actually had the WMDs.”

“I like your way of thinking, Agent Walker. However, I still need somebody to go in there and give him the offer, so that we can say we exhausted every opportunity.”

“I’ll go, sir, but you’d better have the Marines ready to march into Iraq as soon as I’m done, because he’ll know that his time is up the moment I give him the offer.”

They spoke for a few more minutes, and then left. Director Graham was silent until the Crown Vic had left the White House grounds.

Finally, he spoke. “What the hell was that all about, Agent Walker? Telling the President that something is a monumentally bad idea?”

She sighed. “May I speak candidly, sir?”

“As always.”

“Sir, with respect to the President, he is not an intelligent man. He needs a dissenting voice in his ear, telling him the best course of action. If he doesn’t, he’ll end up taking the advice of the Vice President and the Secretary of Defense and God knows who else, and five years from now, we’ll be mired in Vietnam part two.”

Director Graham shook his head. “That’s impossible. If we invade, we’ll capture Baghdad within a couple months, and we’ll be saying ‘Mission Accomplished’ by Christmas.”

He handed her a manila folder. “That’s your cover. Study it. Become it. You leave in a week.”


Sarah Walker quickly became Mary McConnell, State Department negotiator. She had her hair cut short, just above the nape of her neck. She began wearing the garb ordinarily worn by female staffers in the Middle East.

On the March 18th, she flew out of Langley Air Force Base on an unmarked jet. It landed in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, where she was met by the Deputy Chief of Mission from the American Embassy, in addition to a translator. Together, the three moved to a Saudi Air Force Gulfstream, which flew them to Baghdad.

From Saddam Hussein International Airport, a limousine picked them up and took them to the Saudi Embassy, where they would spend the night of the 18th. The 19th would be the day for negotiations.

The morning of March 19th came too early. Sarah rose at 6:00 AM and went through martial arts exercises for half an hour to wake up. Then she headed down to breakfast.

At 8:00 AM, the limo retrieved them from the Saudi Embassy and took them into downtown Baghdad, to the Presidential Palace. The closer they got, the more Sarah felt like she was being surrounded by pure evil.

The streets were quiet. No horns honking, no people on the streets. It just seemed wrong for such a big city to seem so empty.

When they reached the Presidential Palace, they were kept waiting for one hour, two, three. Finally, just after 11:00 AM, an escort of the Republican Guard entered the room they sat in, followed by the man himself – Saddam Hussein.

Sarah rose from her chair, and began to speak. “Mr. President, my name is Mary Mc-“

She was cut off by one of the Republican Guards screaming in Farsi at her. The translator quickly interpreted, “Silence, devil whore. You will not speak until his Greatness has spoken to you.”

Sarah looked daggers at the translator, who seemed to shrink into her seat. Being called “devil whore” did not exactly make her day.

Then Hussein himself spoke. In fluent English. With a tone so smooth that he sounded like a snake-oil salesman.

“My apologies, madam,” he smarmed. “My guards are a bit… zealous, shall we say?”

He took a seat across the table from Sarah, and indicated that she should follow suit. “Now, shall we begin?”

“Yes, Mr. President,” she replied, sitting. “My name is Mary McConnell. I’m with the State Department.”

“It is a pleasure to meet you, Ms. McConnell,” Hussein replied. “And what message do you carry to me from your President?”

“Simply put, Mr. Hussein, the United States demands that you step down from your post as President of Iraq and turn over your weapons of mass destruction to the International Atomic Energy Agency.”

Hussein stared at Sarah for a long moment, making her feel very uncomfortable. When he finally spoke, it was not what she expected.

“You have magnificent breasts, Ms. McConnell.”

Sarah’s eyes widened, and she blushed. “Excuse me, Mr. President?”

“Magnificent indeed. And such a wonderful body. You have been truly blessed. You would make an excellent concubine.”

Sarah was starting to get very aggravated. “Mr. President, no disrespect, but can we please return to the business at hand?”

“This is the business at hand, Ms. McConnell. My guess would be that any man who won the pleasure of a night with you would be quite exhausted the next morning, no?”

Sarah had had it. She stood up, and leaned across the table, not caring that she was staring eye to eye with the man known as the Butcher of Baghdad. “Mr. President, let me make something very clear to you. Republican Guard or no, I know over a hundred ways to turn you into a corpse before they even had the safeties on their weapons turned off.”

Implacable, Hussein stared back at her. “So, the President sends a CIA agent to negotiate with me, then? It’s quite obvious that that’s what you are, Ms. McConnell, if that is indeed your real name.”

He rose from the table. The others did the same. “With that knowledge, I now realize that your President was being entirely serious when he posed the same demand publicly earlier in the week. However, now that it has been conveyed to me in person, you may convey my answer back to him in person.”

He leaned across the table, and got close enough to Sarah that she could smell his breath.

“No,” he hissed. “I will NEVER step down from the Presidency, and should your country be so foolish to oppose me, then the rage of the Arab world shall rain down upon your President, just as the debris rained down upon Manhattan.”

And with that, he turned and marched out of the conference room, followed by the Republican Guard.

Sarah was trembling in anger. The Riyadh DCM looked at her with unveiled contempt. “Good job, CIA,” he muttered.

“Give me a break,” she protested as they departed. “There’s no way he was ever going to accept the offer. The President knew it. You knew it.”

The DCM didn’t say anything. He just ignored her. All the way back to Riyadh.

When Sarah reached Riyadh, she got back on board the CIA jet, and flew back to Langley. Just after taking off, she called Director Graham on the Airfone, and said one word.

“Go.”


Sarah Walker personally considered her first real assignment to be a failure, but to the administration, it was nothing but a success.

At 5:34 AM Baghdad time on March 20th, 2003, American forces, in addition to forces from several other Coalition nations, invaded Iraq as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom. President Hussein fled Baghdad, and on April 9th, the city fell.

On May 1st, 2003, President George W. Bush landed onboard the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln to declare “Mission Accomplished”.

Nearly five years later, American forces STILL remain in Iraq, battling what has evolved into a civil insurgency.

The Seduction of Sarah Walker: A Tale of the CIA, Chapter 4: "O Holy Night"

Sarah Walker was hugely excited.

She was about to receive her first assignment, the one that would determine whether or not she would become a true deep-cover operative for the CIA.

As she stood in front of Director Graham’s desk, it was all she could to do to keep from bouncing on her toes in excitement as he looked over the portfolio he was about to hand her.

Finally, he stood up, said, “Here you go. Look over it, tell me if there are any problems.”

Nearly trembling with anticipation, Sarah opened the cover of the manila folder. She scanned down to the alias profile –

Cover name: Elizabeth Lisa Reynolds

Her eyes widened in shock, and she looked up at Director Graham. “I… don’t understand.”

“We’re sending you home for Christmas, Agent Walker,” Graham replied. “Your mission is to recreate the persona of Elizabeth Reynolds, and convince your family and friends that that’s who you still are, all the while not compromising Sarah Walker.”

“That doesn’t sound very difficult,” she said. “I thought my final test would be something more challenging.”

“It will be more difficult than you think,” Graham answered. “But quite honestly, you’ve exceeded all our expectations so far. This is more procedure than anything else.”

He paused, and leaned forward, placing his hands on his desk. “That, and we thought you might want to go home for Christmas.”

She sighed. Yes, she did want that very much. “Thank you, sir.”

Sarah turned to leave his office. “Sir, one more question.”

“Yes, Walker?”

“Father O’Halloran. Can I tell him about any of what’s happened in the last six months?”

Graham looked back at her. “Michael O’Halloran is cleared higher than anybody else in the CIA except for me,” he replied. “There may be some things about your training he doesn’t want to hear, but he’s cleared for all of it. If he asks, be honest – after all, he was your ‘entrance recruiter’.”

She nodded. “Thank you, sir. And Merry Christmas.”

“Merry Christmas, Walker.”


Sarah didn’t get to return to Boston as she had left six months before – in an unmarked CIA jet. Rather, she flew US Airways, so it wouldn’t look suspicious.

A friend of hers from high school picked her up at Logan Airport, giving her a huge hug when she saw her. “You look fantastic, Beth!” she exclaimed. “How have you been?”

I’m Beth Reynolds again, Sarah reminded herself. “I’ve been great… how have you been, Nicole?”

“You’re not going to believe it,” Nicole replied, “but I’m three months pregnant!”

Oh, I believe it, Sarah thought grimly. If anybody had been as promiscuous as she had in high school, it was Nicole.

“Congratulations!” Sarah replied, trying her best to convey a false sense of enthusiasm. “Who’s the father?”

“Chad McMillan,” Nicole said flippantly, and Sarah saw red.

Chad McMillan. That sorry son of a bitch. The only guy I ever ACTUALLY wanted in high school, the guy who I could never ACTUALLY get, and Nicole managed to get him into bed, and now she’s having his KID! YOU BITCH!

She took a deep breath. Being Beth Reynolds again was going to be a lot easier than Director Graham though.


Nicole took Sarah to her hotel first, where she dropped off her suitcase. Then, she drove her over to the Beacon Hill neighborhood, to the old converted mansion where her father was living.

Sarah and Nicole parted ways then, with Sarah going inside. As she stepped into the front parlor, she felt like she was stepping into the past – which she realized she was, seeing the plaque indicating that the building was on the National Register of Historic Buildings.

“May I help you, ma’am?” the woman at the front desk asked.

“Yes, my name is Beth Reynolds. I’m here to see my father, Mark Reynolds?”

The woman checked in the computer. “I need to see some I.D., please.”

Sarah had been prepared for this, and as instructed by Director Graham, pulled out both her Sarah Walker I.D. and the Beth Reynolds I.D. that had been returned to her for this mission.

The woman looked at both of them, and then handed them back. “Thank you, Ms. Reynolds. He’s in the common area right now. Joseph will take you to him.”

A young man who looked like he was in high school at first glance stepped out from behind the counter. When Sarah looked closely at him, though, she realized that he was not exactly what he appeared to be.

As she walked next to him into the common room, she softly asked, “Agency?” She looked over at him. He didn’t say anything, just nodded slightly in reply.

“Sergeant Major Reynolds?” Joseph said, walking up behind a recliner.

“What is it?”

Sarah hadn’t heard his voice in nearly a year, and her stomach jumped a little. “You have a visitor, sir.”

The chair turned, and their eyes met. His eyes widened, and hers began to fill with tears.

“Beth!”

“Daddy…”

He jumped out of his chair, and pulled her into the type of bear hug that only a retired Army drill sergeant would give. “Oh, God, I’ve missed you so much,” he said softly.

“I missed you too, Daddy,” Sarah sniffled.

Planting a kiss on her forehead, Mark Reynolds sat back down in his recliner. Sarah looked around, and discovered a chair parked not too far away, which she dragged over and set next to him.

“So,” he began. “Tell me all about Washington. I want to know all about you working in Senator Kerry’s office. Every sordid detail.”

This had been in the mission briefing file as well. Beth Reynolds, after dropping out of U-Mass, had gone to Washington, and gotten a job working for Massachusetts Senator John Kerry. Sarah had wrinkled her nose a bit at that, because she wasn’t a particular fan of Senator Kerry, but when told that the alternative was Ted Kennedy, she decided to go with Kerry.

“It’s interesting, Dad. You get to see all these things you never thought you’d see, things you never wanted to see. You know that thing that Leo McGarry said on The West Wing, how there’s two things that you never want to see being made – laws and sausages? It’s so true.”

It was a little disconcerting for her to be able to lie to her father so easily, but Director Graham had told her that that was part of what being an agent was all about. It was her cover, and she had to live it.

Her father laughed at the “laws and sausages” remark. “So tell me,” he said, more quietly and a little conspiratorially. “Is the Senator going to run for President in 2004? I keep hearing these rumors that he is.”

That one caught Sarah off guard. Nobody had mentioned anything to her about John Kerry possibly going after the Democratic nomination. So, she improvised.

“Daddy… I’m a junior level staffer. They don’t really consult me on these decisions, you know?”

“Oh well,” her father replied, leaning back in his chair. “Not that it matters, since I’ll be voting to re-elect the President anyway. Good man, Mr. Bush.”

Sarah rolled her eyes and bit her tongue. She would never win an argument with her father about George W. Bush, so why even bother?


On Christmas Eve, Sarah and her father went to church at St. Joseph’s. It was the first time that Sarah had been in the church since her recruitment, and the first time she’d been there for a church service since before her mother died.

They arrived about thirty minutes early, to find good seats. Father O’Halloran’s eyes lit up when he saw them come in, and he approached them.

“Mark! Beth! ‘Tis good to see the both of ye,” he exclaimed, his Irish accent, as always, more pronounced than usual at Christmas time (“’Tis good fer the visitors,” he’d explained once).

“Mark, do ye mind if I steal a moment of yer daughter’s time, just to get caught up and make sure she’s still livin’ the life of a good Catholic girl?” he asked.

“Not at all,” Mark Reynolds replied with a laugh. “I would certainly hope she is, given that she’s working for a Catholic.”

“Aye, and a good Irish Catholic man himself, Senator Kerry,” O’Halloran replied.

“Hah!” Mark Reynolds said, expressing his disdain for the Democratic Senator. But he refrained from anything further, instead going into the church to find seats for himself and his daughter.

O’Halloran led Sarah into his office. “So, Agent Walker, how goes things?”

“I’m sorry,” she replied with an impish smile, “but my name’s Beth Reynolds. I’m afraid you have me confused with somebody else.”

He nodded. “Aye, and very good with maintainin’ your cover, young lady. How’s the trainin’ been?”

“I have learned more about the intelligence community than I thought was possible,” she replied, turning serious. “There’s some things that amaze me, some things that I never wanted to even know.”

“And yer skills? Have they improved any?”

“Well, I don’t mean to brag, but given that I’m fluent in fourteen languages and know over a hundred ways to kill a man now… I’d say yes.”

“And what of that blasted Sparrow School? Did they make ye participate in that program worthy of Sodom and Gomorrah?”

Sarah looked downward and closed her eyes. “Yes, Father, they did.”

He sighed heavily. “I know that it’s an important bit of training, but it just hurts my soul to see young men and women forced to do such debauched things with themselves.”

Sarah looked back up at him. “If it’s any consolation, I was in and out in three weeks.”

“Aye, BETH, but that’s still three weeks of livin’ in sin that ye could’ve done without.”

She shrugged. “I’m working for a greater good, Father.”

He nodded. “I know, I know.”

Father O’Halloran paused and sighed. “Beth… do ye wish to give confession before going in to the service?”

Sarah thought about it for a moment, and then shook her head. “I’m sorry, Father, but given that I’m not sure whether or not there really is a God, I don’t think it could truly be a sincere confession.”

He sighed again. “Well, at least yer honest,” he said, his voice pained. “But believe me when I say that I pray every day for yer protection and for the eternal salvation of yer soul.”


The service was a beautiful one. Despite the fact that her belief in God had mostly evaporated, there was still something about a traditional Catholic church service – especially on Christmas Eve – that touched Sarah deep within.

She began to tear up when one of the altar boys got up to read the second chapter of Luke. The passage about the birth of Christ, and the angels appearing to the shepherds in the fields had always been so much a part of her childhood. She thought back, remembering much happier Christmases, where she’d always waited anxiously for CBS to air A Charlie Brown Christmas so she could hear Linus speak those words.

After Father O’Halloran’s homily, a young man about Sarah’s age went to the front of the church. He looked rather familiar, but Sarah couldn’t place his face. But she forgot all about that when he opened his mouth and began to sing.

O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shining… it is the night of our dear Savior’s birth.

He had, unquestionably, the most beautiful voice she had ever heard. Even with just bare accompaniment by the piano, his voice filled the church, rising to the rafters and slowly trickling back down to the floor.

Long lay the world in sin and error pining, till He appeared, and the soul felt its worth.

As the young man sang with the voice of an angel, the emotions that had built up inside of Sarah over the last year – from her mother’s death, to her torturous last semester at U-Mass, the sudden departure from Boston, the isolation during training at Langley, the unspeakable sense of filthiness she had felt after Monterey – it all just began to boil to the surface.

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices, for yonder breaks, a new and glorious morn!

Without warning, her emotions bubbled over, and a huge sob burst forth from her chest. Her father looked over at her in concern.

Fall on your knees, oh hear the angels’ voices!

Sergeant Major Mark Reynolds wrapped his daughter in his strong arms as she cried, the weight of the last year slowly slipping off her shoulders.

Oh night divine, oh night when Christ was born…

As he held her, a tear slowly slipped out of his eye and ran down his cheek.

Oh night divine, oh night, oh night Divine!


After the service, after Sarah had recovered, she sought out the young man who had sung the song. “That was absolutely beautiful,” she said, shaking his hand.

“Thank you,” he replied. He looked at her curiously. “Have we met before?”

“I think we have,” she said, “but I don’t remember where.”

“I’m Frank and Lynn Hoover’s nephew,” he replied. “I’m up from Hartford – back from Stanford University on Christmas break.”

“Of course!” Sarah exclaimed, her eyes widening. “The Hoovers were my old next-door neighbors!”

“Oh, okay, yeah!” he replied. “I knew I’d met you before.”

“I’m Beth Reynolds.”

“Nice to finally know your name, Beth,” he laughed, looking her in the eyes. “I’m Bryce Larkin.”