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Chuck vs. the Seventh Day, Chapter 2: "Monday, Part 2"

February 13th, 2012

Lieutenant Colonel John Casey, United States Air Force Reserve, was a dedicated individual. He had gone to the University of Wisconsin – Madison on an Air Force ROTC scholarship. Recruited by the National Security Agency just before graduating high school, he became an NSA agent upon graduation from college, while serving in the Air Force Reserve.

He was proud to show up for his one weekend a month and two weeks every summer. It gave him the opportunity to do some flying, and he was happy to do so in whatever they threw at him, whether it be an F-16 or a simple T-38.

He hadn’t yet gotten the opportunity to fly the F-22 Raptor, and he thought that maybe, just maybe, that’s what this letter from the Air Force, marked “Official” was all about. Casey doubted it, given that he was pushing forty, but he could hope, couldn’t he?

Casey was somewhat disappointed when he opened the letter. Nope, it wasn’t an invitation to go fly an F-22 for a weekend. In fact, it wasn’t even a flying op at all. It was a notification that on Monday, February 20th, he was to report to March Air Reserve Base in Riverside for an exercise based on the Emergency Communications Control protocol, abbreviated in the letter as ECOMCON.

He frowned. It was rare for him to have not heard of a military protocol – as an NSA agent, almost everything the military did was available for his review. However, from time to time, the occasional thing slipped through the cracks. Nonetheless, he was sure he would’ve heard about a protocol that regarded communications control.

Casey didn’t have time to worry about that right now, though. It was his turn to host poker night, and the Bartowskis and the Woodcombs would be over within half an hour – apparently bringing with them a sort of “blind date” for Casey. “She’s a real looker,” Ellie Woodcomb had promised him. “And, she likes guns and crappy old Fords, so you two should get along quite well.”

Casey had bristled at the “crappy old Ford” remark, but had been intrigued by the idea of a woman who liked guns, especially if she was as attractive as Ellie Woodcomb seemed to promise.

And the funny thing was, he trusted Ellie’s judgment. He only had her judgment on Sarah Walker to base that off of, but she had been so incredibly right on her prediction of things to come for Sarah and Chuck long before anybody else that it was hard to NOT trust Ellie.

Quite honestly, Casey had come to regard the Woodcombs and the Bartowskis as family long before. He rarely admitted to it, but he would do anything for his “family” – including die for them.

When Chuck and Sarah’s twins had been born a little over a year before, they had asked Casey to be their godfather. He had been so taken aback and moved by the request that he had actually teared up while holding their newborn son, John – named after him.

Of course, he refused to admit that the incident in the maternity suite at Cedars-Sinai had ever happened, but the Bartowskis knew the truth. They tried not to give him too much crap about it, though – after all, he was still a pretty mean customer.

A knock at the door interrupted Casey’s reverie. He crossed to the door and opened it.

Chuck Bartowski stood there. “You’re early,” Casey grunted.

“What can I say,” Chuck replied. “We showed up to drop John and Lisa at Ellie’s apartment, and, well, things got a little out of control.”

Devin’s sixteen year-old cousin Bethany was babysitting John and Lisa, along with Ellie and Devin’s baby girl, Katie. “Everything was good, but then, just as she was about to put him down, John decided to pee all over Sarah,” Chuck continued, trying to keep a straight face.

Casey couldn’t help it – he burst out laughing. “THAT’s my boy!” he chuckled. “Piss on the CIA!”

Chuck smiled, too. “Oh, he thought it was hilarious. You should’ve seen him – laughing his head off while this stream just poured out of his diaper onto Sarah’s shirt.”

“Let me guess – Walker, not so amused?”

“Not so much,” Chuck confirmed, shaking his head. “She’s over with Ellie right now, trying to find a top that’ll fit.”

Casey raised an eyebrow. “That… might be a challenge,” he said.

And that was true. When Sarah had been pregnant with the twins, she had gone from a C to a D cup. After the pregnancy, she got back into shape fairly quickly, but for some reason, that particular aspect of her anatomy never went back to its previous size.

Chuck didn’t mind. Chuck didn’t mind one bit. For Sarah, however, it was somewhat of a nightmare – literally a back-wrenching one. Not only that, but it made her even more of a target for disgusting men leering at her all across Los Angeles.

There was another knock at the door, and Casey went back to open it. It opened to reveal Ellie, Devin, and a woman Casey hadn’t seen before – and Ellie was right, she was in fact a looker.

And behind them was Sarah Walker Bartowski, wearing a baggy UCLA ΦΔΕ shirt – one of Devin’s old pre-med fraternity t-shirts. She looked annoyed as she walked into the house.

“Sarah, you don’t look too happy,” Chuck said.

“You could say she almost looks… pissed?” Casey cracked. Chuck grinned, and Devin let go a full-blown guffaw at that.

Sarah turned to Chuck and Casey. “Both of you SHUT UP,” she hissed. “I am not in the mood!”

Ellie sighed. “Well, this evening’s just getting off to a GREAT start, isn’t it?” She turned to the woman standing next to her. “Maya McCarthy, this is John Casey. John Casey, Maya McCarthy – she’s a radiologist at City of Angels.”

“A pleasure to meet you, John,” Maya said, extending her hand.

“Pleasure to meet you, too,” Casey replied, taking her hand and surveying her like the intelligence agent he was. About two inches shorter than Walker, she had the darker skin of a long-time Angeleno, but emerald green eyes and bright red hair that befitted her very Irish last name.

“So, what do you do, John?” Maya asked.

“Well, I’m the general manager of the Burbank Buy More,” he replied – he’d rapidly risen through the ranks, being appointed G.M. of the store just before Thanksgiving 2011. “I’m also a lieutenant colonel in the Air Force Reserve.”

The NSA had recently given him the O.K. to tell people that he was in the Reserves. He had never really understood why they hadn’t wanted him to tell people, but he hadn’t argued.

Maya looked at him closely. “John Casey… John Casey… you’re not the John Casey who was a technical advisor on Mindnode, are you?”

Casey looked down at the floor. Mindnode, the film that George Clooney had made based on Chuck’s wildly successful video game, had been a runaway success at the box office. It had starred Lee Pace, Kristen Bell, and Gareth David-Lloyd – and one Lt. Colonel John Casey had been credited as a technical advisor on the film.

“Yes, indeed, that was me,” he said. “I’m surprised you recognized my name – I was buried so deep within the credits that it’s almost impossible to find.”

“What can I say,” she replied. “I’m good with spotting subliminal things. I have an amazing retention rate on subliminal imagery.”

When Chuck heard her say that, he froze. Looking over the top of his beer bottle, he shot a look at Sarah, who had a poorly suppressed look of alarm on her face.

He took action. “It’s pretty interesting when things intersect like that, isn’t it?”

Behind him, Sarah rolled her eyes and shook her head, although she hadn’t been able to think of anything better. There was no reaction from Maya McCarthy, though. Either the word meant nothing, and this was a remarkable coincidence –

Or she was a highly trained agent.

These same thoughts had registered in Casey’s mind, but he filed the whole thing as a coincidence. There was no way there was a second human Intersect – just none at all. The images on the Beta Intersect had been encrypted so as to not register to a human brain, and the data from the Alpha Intersect had been destroyed during Walker’s first sloppy infiltration into Chuck’s apartment, all those years before.

“Hey, what do you say we play some poker?” Devin asked, interrupting Casey’s reverie.

“Sounds good to me,” Chuck replied.

They always played teams, and tonight happened to be men versus women. The game was Texas Hold ‘Em, and by nine o’clock, the men’s collective pot was maybe a third the size of the women’s. They were getting their collective ass kicked.

The men called a timeout and retreated to the kitchen. “We gotta strategize if we’re gonna come back from this,” Devin insisted.

Casey gave him a strange look. “How exactly are we supposed to strategize at a card game?”

“Bluffing – which the Chuckster is horrible at – and well-placed bets,” Devin replied. “Chuck, from now on, you need to fold unless you’ve got a great hand, because you can’t bluff for crap. Casey and I will handle that. We all need to control our bets, not let the women get us riled up, not let them drive the bet up.”

Chuck made kind of a what the hell gesture with his hands, but didn’t argue the point – Devin was right. Instead, he stepped back to the refrigerator to get another beer. His eyes fell upon the letter attached to the fridge with a magnet.

“Hey, Casey, you got called up?” Chuck asked, reading over the letter. “An exercise at March Air Res-“

His eyes fell on the word ECOMCON, and then rolled back in his head.

A series of images flashed in his mind’s eye – a memo dated March 1998, a series of pictures of President Bush, a nuclear detonation, and a map of the United States with red criss-crosses all over it. Finally, an image of a piece of apple pie appeared, so he knew the flash was coming to an end.

But not before one last image appeared – a long operations plan, which scrolled by slowly. Chuck absorbed the entire thing before it disappeared.

“Dude, are you okay?” Devin asked. He was standing right in front of Chuck.

“Yeah,” Chuck gasped. “Uh, can you go out in the living room and send Sarah in here, please?”

“You sure you’re-“

“DEVIN! I need you to go right now!” Chuck shouted.

Devin looked taken aback. Chuck had never talked to him like that before, so he knew it had to be serious. He turned and walked to the living room. A moment later, Sarah walked through the kitchen door.

“What exactly is going on?” she asked.

“We have a very, very large problem,” Chuck replied, pulling Casey’s call-up letter off of the refrigerator. “You see this?”

“It’s Casey getting called up for an exercise,” Sarah said. “So?”

“It’s not an exercise,” Chuck shot back, shaking his head emphatically. “You see this acronym here at the bottom – ECOMCON?”

“It stands for Emergency Communications Control protocol,” Casey interjected. “What’s going on?”

“I flashed on ECOMCON,” Chuck answered. “The first thing I saw was a memo, written in 1998, telling how the country’s entire communications network – landlines, Internet, cell phones, radio, everything – could be taken offline if need be. Then, I saw a picture of several people who must be higher-ups – I don’t know who any of them were.

“But here’s the worst part,” he continued. “The last thing I saw was a full operations plan for ECOMCON. Basically, it’s run out of Fort Bliss, in Texas. They take all communications nationwide offline. While communications are down, the US military’s senior officers and the civilian administration – in other words, the White House – go to the Mt. Weather Emergency Operations Center in Virginia.

“But it’s not just a protocol,” Chuck said. “It’s an actual full-scale plan for a coup d’état. Once the President arrives at Mount Weather, he’s to be removed from power. The military then takes over, and with communications down, there’s no way to stop them. This isn’t supposed to be run as an exercise, either – the organization that drew up these plans made that quite clear. It’s only supposed to ever go ahead if they’re actually going to remove the President. And if I’m not mistaken, that’s going to happen next Monday.”

Sarah and Casey both looked shocked. Sarah was the first to recover. “Chuck, you said the ‘organization’ that drew up these plans. Was it a branch of the military? Was it the DIA?”

“Oh, no,” Chuck said, laughing bitterly. “Much worse than that.”

He looked directly into his wife’s eyes. “This plan was put together by Fulcrum.”

Chuck vs. the Seventh Day, Chapter 1: "Monday, Part 1"

February 13th, 2012

The gavel in the hand of Senator John D. Rockefeller IV came crashing down on the desk, and yet another hearing for the United States Select Committee on Intelligence of the 112th Congress was underway.

Senator Art Graham (I-NC) was the most junior member of this committee. As a first-term Senator who hadn’t even completed two years, he ordinarily wouldn’t have even been considered for this committee. However, as the former director of the Central Intelligence Agency, he had been considered a most valuable asset, and so had been tapped to replace his predecessor in the Senate, Republican Richard Burr, as a committee member.

Ordinarily, these hearings were the purest form of hell, especially when they were closed hearings. The closed hearings usually discussed classified matters which were not disclosed until the time of the hearing. Unfortunately, those classified matters were usually rather boring.

However, things were about to get very interesting. “Good morning,” Senator Rockefeller said, greeting the other Senators and the few members allowed in the audience. “This morning’s hearing is classified under United States Code Title Six. Any information revealed in this hearing may not be released to individuals with a clearance lower than ‘Top Secret’ under penalty of federal prosecution.

“This morning’s hearing concerns a joint operation of the Central Intelligence Agency, National Security Agency, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Defense Intelligence Agency, Drug Enforcement Administration, and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, known as the Intersect Project.”

Senator Graham sat up straight in his seat upon hearing those two words. His spine stiffened and his heart began to race.

“The Intersect Project has been funded for nearly eight years now, with little to no visible results. At the cost of nearly sixty million dollars per year, it is beginning to be a drain on the United States’ combined intelligence budget. The purpose of this hearing is to determine the viability of the Intersect Project, and whether or not it should continue to be funded.

“We call first Dr. Samuel A. Tyler, director of the Central Intelligence Agency.”

Sam Tyler was a short, thin man. His hair always seemed to be a little bit mussed, but he was always impeccably dressed – suits from Savile Row making him the image of much more than a government bureaucrat.

Born in Wisconsin, he had grown up in Manchester, England. When he returned to the United States to go to college, it was with a noticeable Mancunian accent. Nonetheless, he had been recruited by the CIA as an analyst with a huge amount of potential.

He had risen rapidly through the ranks, becoming Deputy Director (Intelligence) when the President had taken office in 2009. When Art Graham resigned a year and a half later, Sam Tyler was promoted to DCI.

“Good morning,” Tyler said, his peculiar accent coloring his speech.

“Mr. Tyler, you have been called before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence to testify regarding the Intersect Project. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?”

“I so swear,” Tyler replied.

“Very good,” Rockefeller stated. “Now, let us begin. Can you please describe briefly the current composition of the Intersect Project?”

“The Intersect Project,” Tyler began, “currently consists of two massive databases of government intelligence. One database, known as the Beta Intersect, is housed in a supercomputer at the headquarters of the National Security Agency in Fort Meade, Maryland. The other database, known as the Human Intersect, is housed in the mind of Charles Irving Bartowski of Los Angeles, California.”

Rockefeller frowned. “Mr. Bartowski is the owner of a highly successful video game company, is he not?”

Tyler nodded. “That is his civilian persona. However, he is an asset of the United States government, and has been for just short of five years. He was identified as a potential CIA asset while a student at Stanford University due to his incredible capacity for subliminal image recognition and retention; however, his recruiting process was cut short when he was expelled from Stanford.

“The Alpha Intersect was penetrated and destroyed in 2007 by a rogue CIA agent. He uploaded the entire database into an e-mail, which he then sent to Mr. Bartowski. Mr. Bartowski unwittingly opened the e-mail and was exposed to all of the subliminal imagery contained within the Intersect. His capacity of image recognition and retention allowed him to absorb all the images into his brain. Certain visual and aural stimuli will cause his brain to access certain intelligence within the Intersect, causing him to be a very valuable asset.

“We have attempted to duplicate this process with other individuals; however, we have yet to find another individual with the same ability for retention as Mr. Bartowski. As a result, he is currently considered an irreplaceable asset, as we are able to periodically 'update' his brain with the same intelligence with which we update the Beta Intersect.

“Upon discovery of the database in his brain, he was assigned a handler from the CIA and from the NSA. His original CIA handler was Sarah Walker, a CIA deep-cover operative who, while having an excellent service record and three Intelligence Stars on her portfolio, was considered somewhat of a loose cannon and almost a liability to the agency. Her inability to maintain a distinction between her professional and personal lives caused her to develop feelings for and eventually fall in love with Mr. Bartowski. She was removed as his handler and reassigned to analysis duty shortly before they married in 2009; she was replaced as his handler by Agent Michael O’Halloran.

“His NSA handler was and continues to be Lieutenant Colonel John Casey, United States Air Force Reserve. Colonel Casey was originally assigned to the Intersect to potentially terminate him; however, he has become an invaluable part of what is informally known as ‘Team Chuck’.

“In February of 2008, then-director Arthur J. Graham and NSA director General Louisa Beckman launched an operation known as Project Moab, an ill-advised attempt to place the Human Intersect in custody in a remote location and use him as an intelligence asset only. However, Mr. Bartowski thoroughly refused to cooperate, and shortly thereafter, Agent Walker and Colonel Casey mounted an extraction operation to remove Mr. Bartowski from custody. Though they, along with Bartowski’s sister and brother-in-law, committed numerous felonies, they all received sweeping pardons from President Bush, who wished to avoid a public relations fiasco.”

At the mention of Graham’s name, the head of every Senator in the room had turned toward him. “Senator Graham, do you care to shed any light on this incident?” Senator Rockefeller asked him.

“Yes, sir,” Graham replied. “At the time that we placed Mr. Bartowski in custody, he was under constant threat from a domestic terror organization known as Fulcrum. We believed that he would be safer in custody than he would if he were allowed to continue to live a normal life in Los Angeles. We did not anticipate his utter refusal to cooperate.

“When Agent Walker and Colonel Casey managed to infiltrate our Utah facility and extract Mr. Bartowski with a minimum of losses, we came to the realization that there was nowhere that he would be completely safe and that he would probably be better protected under the eyes of a team of agents.”

Sam Tyler had rolled his eyes and snorted when Graham uttered the word “Fulcrum”. “Senator Graham,” he said, “even the existence of this Fulcrum organization has never been proven, let alone the idea that it is a threat.”

“Uh, I’m sorry to interrupt,” came a voice from the back. “General Louisa Beckman, National Security Agency. There is proof of the existence of Fulcrum. They now and have always wanted to possess the Intersect, simply for the intelligence it contains. They are a credible threat to the Intersect.”

“Words, General Beckman,” Tyler shot back. “I need to see proof!”

“I’m sorry,” Beckman replied, “but the proof is classified beyond even the clearances of the Senators in this room. To reveal it would be to basically throw the Intersect upon the mercy of Fulcrum.”

“General Beckman,” Senator Rockefeller said, “to begin with, you are out of order. However, I must ask, are you saying that the men and women of this committee cannot be trusted to keep the secrets of the National Security Agency?”

Beckman stared back at him. “Senator Rockefeller, no disrespect, but I trust nobody, let alone any member of this committee. The only person in this room that I would come close to trusting is Senator Graham, and him only because we did work together for several years on the oversight of the Intersect project.”

“But that’s just it!” Director Tyler interjected. “The NSA’s refusal to trust anybody has led to a huge overrun on costs for this program, because in addition to Agent O’Halloran and Colonel Casey, a team of twenty Secret Service agents constantly monitors Mr. Bartowski. He is unaware of them, but they are always there.

“Their presence is unnecessary. There are currently no CREDIBLE threats to Mr. Bartowski. I am aware that we must reduce the costs of this program to keep it running, and it must be kept running. Mr. Bartowski is an enormous asset, and we cannot afford to lose this program.

“It is my professional opinion that we should reduce the number of Secret Service agents designated to Mr. Bartowski from twenty to four. This will allow assets and resources to be freed up for other missions, and will cut the annual cost of the program by more than half.”

“Thank you, Mr. Tyler,” Senator Rockefeller said. “Do you have anything else to add?”

“No, sir,” Tyler replied.

“Do any other members of the committee have questions for Mr. Tyler?”

“I do, Mr. Chairman,” said Senator Lou DeBlasio (R-UT). Senator DeBlasio was an ex-officio member, having become the Ranking Member on the Armed Services Committee when the President took office in 2009.

“Mr. Tyler,” Senator DeBlasio said, “can you tell me exactly what this Intersect project has done for the United States?”

“The Intersect has, on numerous occasions, allowed us to intercept and interdict the entry of multiple terrorist and narcotic-related organizations and individuals into the United States,” Tyler replied. “It has also allowed us to, on a number of occasions, preempt events of disastrous proportions, including the attempted assassinations of General Leland Stanfield and Senator Edward Kennedy.”

“Correct me if I’m wrong,” DeBlasio replied, “but approximately ninety percent of the Intersect’s activities have been in the greater Los Angeles area, yes?”

Tyler nodded slowly. “Yes, that’s correct, but as one of the busiest ports in the United States, in addition to its proximity to the Mexican border, Los Angeles has a much higher incidence of attempted terrorist and narcotic activity than any other city in the country.”

“Nonetheless,” DeBlasio shot back, “I’m kinda wondering exactly what good the Intersect does for the people of this country – like, say, the people of the great state of Utah.”

Graham’s jaw dropped. DeBlasio was turning this into a political thing. Tyler’s face had taken on a look of panic. He looked over at Graham, his eyes saying, Help me please!

As much as Graham disliked Tyler, he knew that the man needed defense against DeBlasio. “If I may, Senator DeBlasio,” Graham said, rising from his seat and stepping down to the floor, “the events that the Intersect has helped deter have been greatly to the benefit of the entire country.

“Let’s start with the attempted assassination of General Stanfield, shall we? Stanfield was the commander-in-chief of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization at the time. His death would’ve had repercussions not just in the United States, but across all of Europe as well.

“The attempted assassination of Senator Kennedy occurred immediately after his endorsement of Senator Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential campaign. Had the assassination attempt been successful, it undoubtedly would have been seen as racially motivated, and could have sparked rioting the likes of which we have not seen since the 1960s.

“Bartowski’s intelligence was instrumental in uncovering an NSA agent who was in the employ of North Korea, preventing a priceless diamond from falling into the hands of Al Qaeda, removing a particularly irritating cell of the Chinese Triad while convincing one of the PRC’s top intelligence agents to defect, and blowing open the cover of nearly twenty members of the Russian Mafia, resulting in their arrests. All that occurred within the first six months after he became an asset, and you’ll notice that I did not use the word ‘Fulcrum’ once.”

DeBlasio shrugged. “All well and good,” he replied, “but I still don’t see what that does for the soccer moms in Salt Lake City.”

Graham shook his head. “This operation transcends politics,” he said in frustration. “It goes beyond the good of a state to the greater good of the American people.”

DeBlasio stared daggers at him. “The greater good of the American people is a white picket fence, a Chevy and a Toyota in the driveway, a chicken in the pot, and two point five children at the dinner table. As far as I’m concerned, if this isn’t benefiting the citizens of Utah, then it’s not benefiting the country.”

He took a moment to look across at the entire committee. “What I am about to say you can consider an edict from the Armed Service Committee,” he informed them. “The Intersect project is to be cut to twenty million dollars, effective immediately. I want you to figure out a way to either wrap the project up or expand its scope beyond Los Angeles by the end of fiscal year 2013.”

Graham stared at DeBlasio in shock, and he noticed Tyler standing up beside him. Senator Rockefeller looked confused.

“Uh, we will take a brief recess,” he said. “When we return, we shall discuss the matter further.”

He banged the gavel, and the committee members began to depart the room. Sam Tyler leaned forward.

“This is gonna be a problem,” he muttered to Graham.

Graham chuckled mirthlessly. “You think?”


Author's Note: the character of CIA Director Sam Tyler is based on Detective Chief Inspector Sam Tyler from the BBC television series "Life on Mars." However, beyond name and mannerisms, he is not intended to be the same character as portrayed in the original series.